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Clogged Chute 

a woman's vagina after it has been filled and stuffed with a cummy dick.
Damn our language arts teacher is about to have a clogged chute!
Clogged Chute by Hunter Negger February 5, 2009

Clogged Volcano Disaster 

A clogged volcano disaster is where you fill your urethra with glue and proceed to master bait multiple times so nut fills your shaft. Your penis will get bloated and red like a volcano. Ask for your parents help and say something is very wrong and when they get close to examine it quickly poke a hole through the glue with a thumb tack and erupt in your parents.
"I'm grounded"
"Why"
"Clogged Volcano disaster"

Clogged Motorboat 

The act of motorboating breasts while having a runny nose, coating the breasts with snot.
Yo, he did a clogged Motorboat on me. Now i have to take a shower.
Clogged Motorboat by Brrrr September 30, 2022

tubes are clogged 

A network congestion problem affecting one or more websites on the Internets. See also tubes.

Coined after Senator Ted Stevens described the internet as a series of tubes.
Argh! I can't play Counter-Strike tonight, the tubes are clogged!
tubes are clogged by Chad H July 25, 2006

Thought Clogged 

Not being able to recall a specific piece of information due to too many other thoughts drifting in your head at a given time.
"Jesus man, I'm so thought clogged I can't even focus right now."

cloggernaut 

What you call yourself after clogging many a toilet with your poops during your travels. A pun on the Juggernaut from the comic books.
Yup, I've clogged many a hotel toilet while traveling, more than I can count. I am the Cloggernaut! Clogger of toilets!!
cloggernaut by LonePooper January 25, 2018