carl 

a crazed, violent llama who has a long history of violence and is a phycopathic character on youtube.

carlllllllllllll you just toppled the south american government

carl by llamathefish December 25, 2010

Carl 

When i first met Carl i did not have a clue about what i was getting into. Nor could i even imagine what feelings i was capable of. What started off as uncommitted fun flirty superficial playtime slowly turned into hard up and down angels and demons tragic beauty painful bliss. I won't go into detail but Carl surely had a huge impact on me and the way i see things.
Maybe i was too immature to appreciate him, too scared of getting hurt, too insecure, too too too
What i know now is that Carl was the best thing ever happened to me (along with my beautiful kids), the time was not right, our minds were not ripe, it made me refuse to ever say goodbye.

Carl, know that I value you immensely and will do so continuously whatever happens.

Carl by Krkič May 31, 2019

Carl 

A homicidal sociopath llama, who has an unnerving cravin for death and human flesh, known to have single handedly killed hundreds of thousands of people. Some crimes include a nuclear bomb strike on an entire city and the sinking of a cruise ship

Lookat carl over there

Carl by Epickiller10 February 3, 2015

Carl 

Carl, is a type of guy who’s always cracking bad jokes, making puns or never take a situation serious.
(This term is mostly used in the military.)

Carl looking through binoculars: negative sir, no fucks located.
Sergeant: shut the fuck up, Carl!

Flips tank:
Carl: like a good neighbor, State farm is there.
Sergeant: shut up, Carl!

Carl by Subscribetobirdman May 30, 2018

Carl 

A useless person that's knows nothing about everything! Thinks he's always right!

Oh that Carl is chatting crap again.

Carl by Jinmyd February 24, 2015

Carl 

A boy age 11-15 who never stays in the house and is a bad ass kiking zombie/walker slayer and is The Kid

Carl stay in the house

Carl by alex4444 April 5, 2015

Carl 

A man that many have come to like. Although he is exceptionally great at speaking from his arse and loves to do it 6 times every 5 seconds. He is also a little nipple and likes to hold a crush over someone he claims not to like. All in all he’s a good lad with a shot haircut.

“Did you hear what that lad was saying their” “yeh he’s a total Carl”

Carl by Naming peeps R us December 21, 2017