Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders 

A "something" on which to blame farts.
Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.

Interchangeable with local fauna.

FFRRRTTTTT...
"OH! Darn Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders sneaking up on me again."

Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders by Psykram May 12, 2010

Fart barking 

When the poo pressure inside your anus comes flying out so hard that it hurts your sphincter and produces a sound like a dog barking.

Quit fart barking so close to my head!

I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.

I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.

Fart barking by Doctor Ramshackle February 27, 2011

barking cat

derogatory term for a small dog such as a chihuahua or a pekingese

I was hoping my girlfriend would get a real dog like a german shepard or something that could guard the house, but she just got a damn barking cat.

barking cat by Michael_Hunt March 26, 2009

booking up 

The act of meeting a girl and instead of getting her number, remembering her name and looking her up on Facebook. Then proceeding to masturbate to her. An alternate form of hooking up.

Man, I booked up with 3 girls last night!

I love booking up with chicks!

booking up by russian reversal November 10, 2008

Björking 

Menstrual period occurring in males during which blood evacuates through the head of the penis.

Sorry, I can't go swimming, I'm björking this month.

Björking by Meow'Dib September 4, 2010

baby booking 

Juvenile detention center

"You better have your toothbrush, son. Because its baby booking for you tonight" - Sergeant Carver

baby booking by rodriguezhec November 24, 2006

boring cunt 

Someone who can't help tell a shit story even when people are blatantly not interested, Has No banter and a general cunt probably named Pete or chris.

Don't get caught talking to Chris he's a boring cunt him!

boring cunt by Fuck knuckle16 September 22, 2016