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boarding school 

An in-residence educational institution. Adults with too much money who resent their children send them here to learn how to make money and resent children. Secondary curriculum includes whining like an infant and ass-kissing. Without constant security and supervision, students and graduates would be easy prey for real humans.
He's from boarding school. Get your sister to kick his ass.
boarding school by littleman77 July 20, 2008
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boarding school 

A boarding school from the outside perspective is a school that's for parents that care about their kids getting the best of their education.

A boarding school from the inside perspective (the one which I go to) is quite an ordinary school like any others. The differences is that there are more diverse groups, and at the same time these groups have a tendency to self-segregate themselves by language barriers/likeliness, although with some overlapping. There are the same "weed, drug, smoke, alcohol, sex" people, nevertheless some of them are responsible, some are not (given the laws of their native countries). There are greater expenditures spent on facilities and technology (like Smart Boards/Laptops for everyone/etc), but at the same time theres Internet Censorship (blocking i.e. websense). There are some mandatory practices depending on what school you go to, such as joining a club/activity, playing sports, going to chapel, etc. Some schools have more extracurriculars than others, and some schools have varying degrees of freedom for students. Most people at the boarding schools dislike the schedule/routine/rules involved such as curfew, staying after 3/4pm, weekend school, etc.
Yes, there are rich people (who own farms, businesses, mansions, private jets), but these are also a minority. At least 30% or typically on scholarships or financial assistance, and I have not found any notable differences. I have heard from my friends that the girls here are "harder to get", more "bitchy", alas whether thats true or not, its up to you to decide.
Most boarding schools do try to bullshit on their brochure a lot on traditions, upstanding values, and extraordinary/exemplary civilized students; which most of the case is probably not true, but there are students like that anywhere, which is not limited to just boarding schools. You do meet people all over the world, but there are little differences, with the exception of minor lifestyle changes that people experience such as schedule shifts, servants/rules, etc.

Unfortunately, when I look back at the year books from earlier years, most of the students tend to be homogenous in nature with respect to ethnicity. (White, rich, has some of that early styles hair); but the landscape has significantly changed, given that there are Asians, Blacks, Whites, Africans, Anglos, etc.
boarding school by Retrograde February 6, 2012

boarding school 

a place where parents ship their children of to, because they take up too much of their time, and to waste their money.
bss is a crap boarding school...something short of an orphanage
boarding school by krys October 27, 2003

Boarding diarrhea 

A very loose uncontrolled movement of the bowels whilst within the time period whose limits are defined by:
a) Handing your boarding pass to the gate agent
and;
b) Taking your seat on a commercial airliner.
"Well, I was just getting on Onur Air flight 711 to Dalaman when I suddenly had a huge spout of boarding diarrhea!"

boarding school 

boarding school is a waste of time in some places but can be good i suppose. it depends on the school. (exeter is not great though!)
exampls of decent boarding schools: harrow, eton, st antony's leweston, rugby, oundle, downside, charterhouse, malborough, christ's hospital etc
boarding school by aurora m July 28, 2006

boarding completed 

literally: when all passengers are seated on a plane ready to take off
figuratively: you are the plane heading towards a destination, the passengers are everything dear to you, animate and inanimate, physical and spiritual. a decision is made. the plane is taking off.
"mama, are we going to be okay?"
"yes, my mini, boarding completed. don't be afraid."
boarding completed by Krkič January 7, 2021

Boarding the F train 

When two people are getting it on on a regular basis but without any future commitments to one another.
"Heyo, those two are leaving together for the second night in a row... are they like a couple now?"

"Nah, from what I hear they're just boarding the F train."