Blender 

a thing which you should never stick your dick in

Hey, put that out of the blender!

Blender by lulululz May 23, 2016

blender 

1. A device or appliance that blends food to a liquefied platform.

2. See pastry blender

I need the blender.

blender by JulianDB January 5, 2017

blender 

a machine that spins to grind food into liquid, usually a smoothie.

Don't put your hand in the blender
Use the blender to make a smoothie

blender by Billiam Beaver May 21, 2017

Blender 

When you're shitting and you masturbate then blend the semen with the shit.

Sean left a blender in my bathroom before he left.

Blender by PopoMcdoo April 18, 2018

Blender 

Blender: A person that does not stand out. The person dress and act’s like the social standards require. He or She is not the type of people to do anything Spontaneous to change their looks.

“You’re such a blender Megan”

Blender by Zelius August 8, 2019

Blender 

Someone who is complicated unstable hard and going to ruin your life

-Hey He's got milkshake material
-Nah I dont think so he is going ruin everything torture your soft heart like a blender

Blender by Heykeymeykey November 14, 2019

blender 

A smoothie maker

yo that blender makes a thicc smoothie!

blender by hello darkness smiled friend June 10, 2020