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benedicts man 

a benedicts man simply put is a guy who will take your gyal from you. let's say for instance you and yuh smally walking in southpark and you spot a benedicts man you need to turn around immediately and hope and pray yuh gyal ass flat cause partnerman dais it dey for you. you either single or getting horn take wuh i telling yuh. on the bright side ladies benedicts man is like a big chocolate cookie. so if you tryna hold down a benedicts man be prepared for swarms of smallies fantasizing and tackling on the regular. P.S. learn to suck song dick cause if you can't somebody else will cause benedicts men wetlike water .
fella 1:sniff sniff; boy this benedicts man see me and my gyal in southpark yesterday boy

fella 2: yuh turn round one time right?
fella 1: no boy and the man huff me boy dawg boy. me and dahh gyal together 10 months now i still virgin. dah benedicts man meet she for 10 minutes (sniff sniff )and he get the beat. i going and heng myself or get a transfer yes
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Congolese word for the truest truth. As true as the truth can be. From Barbara Kingsolver's novel The Poisonwood Bible.
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benefit friend

1. Alternate term for "friends with benefits" - a friend with whom you have a sexual realtionship without being emotionally involved

2. The hand that you use to masturbate
What will happen to your benefit friend when you get married?

It will probably get a lot more use.
benefit friend by ray of light March 4, 2011

Best Friends With Benefits 

When you and your best friend can fuck but still be close af without it being awkward.... it's like a relationship without the problems and stress about other hoes
Brandon and Lilli were Best friends with benefits.... they are both hot af too damn

besties with benefits 

You are best friends with sexual benefits. Including going out having phone sex, talking and texting everyday. You can tell your problems too without any emotional attachment.
I know you care for me that is why we are Besties with Benefits

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan 

The full name of the movie starring Borat released in November 2006.
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan was hilarious.