cheater, cheater monkey beater

This is a comical way to mock someone masturbating.

Ben Dover's brother peeked into the bathroom and chanted "cheater, cheater monkey beater!"

by I, Wreckerrr January 2, 2017

Beater's remorse

Intense regret after masturbating; derived from buyer's remorse.

"I had some terrible beater's remorse after jerking it to the Golden Girls."

by O.M.Bonoose December 9, 2008

bestesta

better than the bestest.

he might be the bestest, but im the bestesta!!

by orr boogzy January 4, 2009

Bentellect

Bentellect is a tiktoker who’s comments are filled with things like ‘this is not a joke benny boy 😈’.

Bentellect I’m inside your walls benny boy 😈

by glossy..x..peach August 23, 2021

Wife Beater Course

A class or course so simple and passable that it's as easy as beating your wife.

Hey Bro, did how was ECON 101?

That class was literally a wife beater course my guy.

by Rom Tunde C*ck June 10, 2022

Bastey

Bay-stea

An adjective used by Western-Canadians for describing something negatively. Usually used for describing a bad situation or an ugly person.

1: "Oh fuck I crashed into a fire hydrant"

2: "Aw that's bastey, man."

-Later-
1: "Hey man what do ya think of that firefighter chick?
2: "She's fucking bastey, dude!
1: "You can say that again, eh!"

by Dr. Aarben November 28, 2012

Nigger Beater

A policeman's baton.

The suspect looked like he was going to make a break for it, so the policeman had to break out the nigger beater.

by Maldoven July 26, 2004