john beale 

a fake name used when you are in trouble.

a huge person

reason why you get stuck in the halls//stairs

the reason why people live..

cop- kid i need your name and address!

kid-uhhh john beale, 2 wintercorn place...

john beale by John Beale November 11, 2007

beaned 

Hit in the head with a thrown object. Originally a baseball term, in that context it means "hit in the head with a pitch."

Did you see that? She just beaned him with a dead fish!

beaned by Tyler July 27, 2004

beaned out 

to be high on "beans", which are any opioid pill, (oxys, vikes, percs, lortabs, opanas, morphine pills, oxymorphone, hydromorphone, methadone pills, etc.). Can also be used to describe the high of any opiate/opioid, besides heroin or opium.

JC: yoo dawg u tryna go to that party tonight?
NM: nah i'm all BEANED OUT right now jus chillin wit an empty house, lets just get a couple bitches to come thru n suck our dicks muhuhahaaa.
JC: im down, save me some beans niggaaa
NM: got u

beaned out by N-8 DOG September 9, 2011

beaned 

To fulfill the task at hand, and to forsake it completely. To defeat your enemy in a glorious fashion, while giving up during the very first minutes of the battle. To enslave, yet still dignify. To bean someone, is to do many things. It is a word used to conquer, but never to humiliate. The degree is arbitrary, the definitions blurred by history and time.

Powerful words shan't be given meaning by mere men. Thus beaning will forever remain as a neutral term for action of any kind. To seek the meaning of the word alone, will still classify as beaning. Use it as you wish. Beware however, as those who speak the word can go to neither heaven or hell.

I've beaned you.
Absolutely beaned.
A lot of beaning going on over here.

beaned by the forenoon of Friday October 28, 2020

Fish-Beaked Prick 

A real asshole. Someone who is SUCH a prick, calling them a prick just isn't enough.

My dad told me I was grounded for downloading gay porn on his computer, whatta fish-beaked prick!

Fish-Beaked Prick by Johnny Woodenpants December 27, 2008

Beaued 

A. To make love or to have consensual sex with a women till they die from sexual pleasure. Not Rape. (note: no actual death is needed to occur but should be the objective)

B. To perform at anything until near perfection is achieved in said act.

A. Rebecca "Wow did you you hear about Allison?", Susan "No what happened?"
Rebecca "She got Beaued by Bryan last night, her parents are so upset"

B. That's a really good painting, it looks like you really Beaued this one.

Beaued by BigREDgrin April 7, 2011

beatledooter 

A small penis.

She looked at his beatledooter and began to laugh!

beatledooter by SonRise May 8, 2012