atkins diet 

a stinking heap of rotting bullshit

women: i tried the atkins diet and instead of losing 10 pounds i gain 7,000

atkins diet by The Jizz King July 24, 2006

Atkins diet 

A marketing pitch used by Subway (like that 6g fat crap) and McDonalds to scam millions of judgement-lacking idiots into think a lard-packed, cheese stuffed, burrito or Subway Sandwich, with loads of mayonaise and unsalted butter topping it off will make them lose weight.

"Tonight, why not try our all new Atkins-approved supersized beef taco! With all of your favorite ingredients, barbeque sauces, mayonaise, excess poorly drained bacon, melted fatty-cheese residue from the dairy factory, and topped off with solid chunks of lard for that mmm mmm flavor!"

Atkins diet by Chang Tan June 17, 2004

Atkins-load 

The biggest number is an Atkins-load. It is the largest number possible. One can't count to it. Not that you would get bored or something, it is physically and mentally impossible to count up to an Atkins-load.

""There are an Atkins-load of stars in the galaxy." said my astronomy teacher."

Atkins-load by Nick and Mark and Mischa April 29, 2008

atkins diet 

A diet that was developed under a misunderstanding between complex carbohydrates, such as those found in whole grain, and simple cabohydrates, such as processed sugar. Causes halitosis.

The Atkins Diet is a poor alternative to cutting back on simple carbs and getting up and participating in regular excercise.

atkins diet by Napoleon the Clown July 7, 2006

Atkins diet 

A crappy exscuse for a diet. People on it eat basically anything they want exept bread, pasta, fruit, and veggies.
Think it sounds stupid now? Well the guy who made it died of obesity!
The people who are actully stupid enough to go on it gain more weight than than they lose.
If you want to lose weight use slim-fast!

Someidiot: Jeez, I went on that Atkins diet and I gained 35 pounds. But I was only trying to lose 10.
Otheridiot: Yer lucky, I went on it and I gained 50!

Atkins diet by bitch#1 April 16, 2005

Atkins’d

The act of doing the opposite of what is expected. Typically this has negative connotation as it occurs during a joyous event or occasion such a s a wedding.

Damn Stephanie, your boyfriend didn’t ask you to prom? You got atkins’d

Atkins’d by SkipperNicknameGenerator August 26, 2020

Joseph Atkins 

Possibly sexually oriented towards vegetables. Mega chad in all other aspects.
Enormous penis.

Wow, Joseph Atkins just ate 58 carrots in the span of six seconds. Good for him.

Joseph Atkins by Ihavelosttheabilitytofeelmytoe December 16, 2021