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The most vulnerable state in which you will ever observe the vast majority of people. When we are asleep is the only time we will ever truly bare the soul. Also, aside from daydreams, it is the only state in which we can experience dreams, and, as such, is a viable source of insight and advice on our lives, if we can interpret it.
'You look so calm when you're asleep.'

'She's prettier when she's asleep. She doesn't look so troubled.'
asleep by tabikatt April 5, 2008
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asleep at the switch 

Neglectful of an important task or responsibility
That punk is always be asleep at the switch.
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To avoid confusion in conversation when referring to spending the night with a girl/guy. The term "sleeping with" is often used to refer to having sex. However, if you just slept over in the same bed without sexual acts, you were "asleeping with".
I met this awesome girl at the bar, we ended up asleeping together, because we were too tired to sleep with each other.
asleeping by Brigz November 14, 2007
Aslen is a nice, kind, loving girl that everyone likes. Great personality. Fun, energetic, loves to party. Pretty and beautiful soul.
Aslen is such a loving person.
aslen by anonymous November 22, 2021

Cardiac asleep 

In a state of unconsciousness similar too or identical to that of heavy alcoholic inebriation or getting knocked out by a heavy weight boxer
Say one more thing about my mama and ima put you under cardiac asleep
Cardiac asleep by XFutureKidX March 8, 2021

asleep in the bread aisle

sleeping on bread because it is very soft, but sleeping on your own bread is pointless because it would be squished, but they restock the bread aisle daily so it is a continual source of mattress material.
asher roth is asleep in the bread aisle
(This is an add-on to the definition provided by Brandon. Thanks, bro~~ Dr. Tony)

ASLer is a term denoting a subspecies of humans. While they retain human characteristics like emotion, they fall short in many categories necessary to consider them full blown humans.
ASLers operate similar to cavemen, or, more modernly, wolves. They have a pack mentality, which assists them in achieving their main goals: pissing off other people in chat rooms and all over the internet, and having torrid sessions of badly-spelled cybersex.
The pack mentality assists these goals by making it impossible to simply pick off one ASLer with one of the strongest weapons against them, polysyllabic words. When one ASLer is attacked, the rest of the pack will use tactics like flooding the room or bailing en masse to save their asses.
The ASLer does not only exist in chat rooms; most n00bs in online games are, in fact ASLers. However, this is not a safe assumption; even the best players were once n00bs, so they are obviously all not of the subspecies.
The best offense against an ASLer is to simply not pay attention to them, although that will soon become harder and harder, as every airheaded cheerleader and down-on-his-luck skateboarder learns to use a computer.
MTV is a beacon the ASLers swarm around, like flies to a fire. MTV makes billions. God save us all.
ASLer by Dr. Tony January 16, 2005