bake you a cake

-A sexual innuendo
-Have sex with you

Carrie said to Tim in a seductive voice "Come to my house later and i'll bake you a cake" then winked.

bake you a cake by empresshearts April 22, 2008

pulling a cake 

to do something and completely pretend that it didn't happen, because really, who needs to know?

audrey: do you think nanners will know that we didn't share the dunkaroos?
ariel: nah, we hid them before he even knew they were there
athena: oh, us and our shenanigans

jackie: we're so pulling a cake!

pulling a cake by JACKIEISC0R3 May 25, 2009

bake a cake

It means to take a shit. The first I heard of it was from a Cheech and Chong comedy album.

Gina, I often bake a cake in the morning, right after coffee.

bake a cake by Enik January 22, 2005

bake a cake

the act of fellatio

Betty baked a cake for Barry last night.

bake a cake by larry January 1, 2004

sad piece of a cake

Postscriptum:

crazily but not happily. sometimes elevates me and i get a deepest happiness and everything seems to flow. but i can read Jesus or Nina Simone for that, don't need to follow no blog or podcast.
sad thing: only ever just the "potential" of love, never direct, not to mention welcome, seen, asked, called, heard, hugged. just a chocolate box saved for later.

today's sad piece of a cake, theres many other pieces that make it whole, each carrying a different emotion.

sad piece of a cake by Krkič March 14, 2020

Bake a cake

“Bake a cake” refers to a sexual favor to ones spouse.

Michelle you have to do something, why don’t you bake a cake.

Bake a cake by ur2nice2b October 17, 2012

Baking a Cake 

When you mix cocaine, baking soda, and a little bit of water on a piece of tin foil. Then you spread the mixture out on the foil. You let it dry then you use a lighter underneith the foil to make the mixture burn and then you suck the smoke up with a gutted out pen.

I going to go bake a cake. I just got done baking a cake.

Baking a Cake by Matty1337 October 26, 2006