Ed 

A great show about a lawyer who moves back into his hometown and runs his law firm in a bowling alley that he bought. While back in town, he decides to approach his old high school crush. This show was completely original and had a great plot in every episode. It was one hilarious show with quarky characters and of course, awesome Tom Cavanagh as Ed Stevens in the show. The show got cancelled after 4 great seasons. I'll never forget this brilliant show. You can watch reruns on TBS at noons (as of right now).

Ed Stevens: I am a lawyer, I own a bowling alley. Two separate things.
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Ed Stevens: The fact of the matter is you can't live without me.
Carol Vessey: What?
Ed Stevens: That's right you could move away to Guam, Borneo, Harrisberg Pennsylvania, god knows where, the truth is you'll be making a beeline right back to Stuckeyville. You know why?
Carol shakes her head
Ed Stevens: Capital "E" lower case "d"!
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At Stuckeybowl
Mike Burton: Ten bucks if you yell "I love kitties" at the top of your lungs.
Ed Stevens: I LOVE KITTIES!
everyone stares
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Mike Burton: Who would win in a fight - a big, strong guy or an invisible fat guy?
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Mike Burton: Can't talk. Eating fried pie. Experiencing nirvana.

Ed by beattie April 17, 2005

-ed

to add onto a word for no apparent reason

loved: loveded
humped: humpeded
sexed: sexeded

-ed by Daniela March 20, 2003

ed 

a retarded person who meddles often... a confused person. a "special" person, generally misunderstood... self pity, and most importantly....
a father

"we just want each other for our bodies... i like being used" is an ed thing to say

ed by sarah.. October 24, 2006

Ed 

One who is a complete and utter fuckwit. Also used to describe someone who is completely socially inept. An Ed, whilst not being completely stupid, has ignorant and nonsensical views and opinions.

A bragger; although Ed's generally bragg about events that happened in their mind are stupid or (as is commonly the case) not worth bragging about because it really isn't that great.

Ed's also enjoy being other people's bitches, this is due to the fact that because they're such an Ed people get quite embarrased being in puclic with them.

In general Ed's are extremely lame but have great entertainment value.

Girl: Hey!
Ed: Hey! OMFG, I like totally haven't shaven in three whole days! I've got a fricken beard now!
Girl: (Notices a minimal ammount of facial hair). You've been growing that for a few months haven't you?
Ed: (Awkward laugh). Nooo...
Girl: (To self) He is such an Ed...

Ed by Halo_Slutana October 22, 2008

Ed 

God

We believe in Ed

Ed by 134X134 December 4, 2020

ED 

Short die Erectile Dysfunction

No wonder that girl cheats her bf got ED

ED by Blake_Royal09 September 1, 2022

Ed 

adj. A term used to call something(s) or someone that is/are extremely stupid. Not JUST stupid--but extraordinarily stupid, disgustingly stupid, dumb, or retarded. So nonsensical or ridiculous that it could be considered something that only a special ed student would say or do. Or perhaps, NOT EVEN something that a special ed student would do because of how legendarily dumb it is. Hence, the origin of the word.

Little Billy was caught trying to sneak into the girl's bathroom. All his friends told him: "You're so ed, dude".

Ed by T.137 November 5, 2023