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skitchin my fitchin 

John: Yo I wanna go get a burger. You skitchin my fitchin?
Tyrone: Yea dawg i’m skitchin ya fitchin. Let’s go to McDonalds.
Skatch is a skank ass tattoo controlling hoe.
My brother gave me a dog but his skatch took it from me.

One can identify skatch; if they are driving a car not in their name, not on the mortgage but takes ownership, disrespects your momma, has tattoos she can’t afford, works in cosmotology, has at least two illegitimate kids, and possibly a GED; you may have yourself a skatch.
Skatch by Wamba September 2, 2023
Someone who acts suspicious, unpredictable and odd in normal situations. Someone who lacks common sense and is overly secretive. Usually someone who has used a high volume of Valium.
1. Wow, that guy is so sketchy.
2. "Didn't he tell you where he was going?" "No, he just disappeared" "Well, that's just sketchy."
sketchy by djCandy13 May 27, 2013

sketchfuck 

(n) Someone or something that is particularly sketchy. Can also be used as an adjective (sketchfucked).
That person keeps walking back and forth past this restaurant for no apparent reason...what a sketchfuck.

This guy tried to sell me drugs right by a playground, it was really sketchfucked.
sketchfuck by cinnamon girl April 24, 2008

sketchmob 

dude 1: right after she put my dick in her mouth, my mom came in my room
dude 2: damn! sketchmob...
sketchmob by jim farrows May 7, 2010

SketchBounce 

The act of leaving the bar or party without informing your friends. Usually in a sketchy manner.
Hey Dave, nice SketchBounce last night! Did you go home with that handsome girl with the mustache?
SketchBounce by Rodneyhaus April 1, 2013