fuck off and get killed

an excellent phrase to rid of unwanted pests. it informs the other concerned party that their mission, should they choose to accept it, is to fuck off and then get killed.

religion peddler @ door_"have you found christ?"

me_"no i haven't. i didn't even know he was missing."

religion peddler @ door_"take my beliefs seriously."

me_"fuck off and get killed."

fuck off and get killed by vulvahammer July 10, 2010

get your rocks off 

To have a really good time - could be an orgasm, could be a euphoric feeling, could be a giddy state of excitement.

Friend 1: How do you get YOUR rocks off?

Friend 2: I like to looking for great bargains on Ebay. How about you?

Friend 1: I prefer to go to the waterpark and ride the Aqua-coaster until I puke.

get your rocks off by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006

Isaiah get your feet off the fucking table

when Isaiah doesn't get his nasty ass foot fungus feet off of my nice, blue little table and we all gotta fuckin jump him in smash because he playin Ganon like the nasty bitch he really be. nasty funky lookin feet with the fungus from wario's ass

otherwise known as a total bruh moment

Isaiah get your feet off the fucking table bruh thats my good table i put food there bitch ass

Isaiah get your feet off the fucking table by inkdoom July 21, 2019

get this monkey off my back 

to break a bad habit, especially about taking drugs

I go through about 30 cigarettes every day! I have to get this monkey off my back! Otherwise, I will ruin my health completely

get this monkey off my back by devilmaycareq18 February 29, 2016

get your dick off my back 

When a man is getting all up in your grill either phisicly or otherwise.

Hey John where is that quarterly report?

Shut up Bill GET YOUR DICK OFF MY BACK!

get your dick off my back by targonot May 15, 2015

get your ass off your shoulders 

This is usually referred to someone who is stuck up or arrogant.

"I wish Mike would get his ass off his shoulders and admit he was wrong for tea-baggin James while he was sleep!"

get your ass off your shoulders by cutiepye04 November 3, 2004

Get your hand off it 

Another way of saying, "As if!!" or "Your full of it."

"I just bought a Ferrari Enzo", "Oh, get your hand off it."

Get your hand off it by Mad Snake August 28, 2006