Side schlong

When a penis is going down your leg and can be seen.

Peter: "Yo dawg he got side schlong"
Pedro: "Damn dawg that is long and curvy!"

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E-schlong

Online dick.

In recognition of Elon Musk like antics on social media.

Did you see that E-schlong says he is now a Republican?

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the act of getting ur dingle berries stuck under the couch all while screaming " oh lord im cumming"

Arnaud- i just pulled a purple schlong last night

Thibault- wow how was it ?

Arnaud- Perfect.

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Someone who is very sexually active with one or many partners is said to be "slangin schlong". Throwin it up in there. Beating up them guts.

"You should probably get tested. You've been slangin' schlong all over town."

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Dave: Bro did you hear about Dylan’s bombastic schlong? It’s humongous!
Ricky:Can I try it?

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Max: "Stacy is an Anti-Schlong Dongler"

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The drunken schlong masters enormous schlong.

The schlong of destiny shall strike fear into the ovaries of our enemies

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