Fund Accountant 

An individual who accepts their meager existence in back-offices and gray cubicle rows until they dissipate into pure anonymity. Frequently excreted on by the rest of the company as a human cesspool, they lurk in the hazy glow of asinine spreadsheets and fruitless excel recreation. Individuals suffering from this syndrome have been known to cope with their existence by extended lunches at ill repute bars playing buck-hunter and talking about how they are "under appreciated". Severe psychological damage and alcoholism are the most commonly experienced byproducts.

Joe is not management material, he had a 15 dollar break which shows how poor of a fund accountant he is.

And here is our back-office, they are the piece-of-shit (POS) fund accountants who crunch our numbers.

Fund Accountant by Vito Nicola May 7, 2008

accountabilibuddy 

The name for a buddy you love so much, that you hold yourself accountable for his well-being.

Originally coined in an episode of South Park.

"Yo where's trevor at?"

"Who cares, Pillow-Biter?"

"I do! I'm his acountabilibuddy! That makes me accountabilibuddyable! "

accountabilibuddy by Bret Meisenbach October 23, 2007

full-contact accounting 

The activity that is taking place on the floor directly over your office or cubicle. It sounds suspiciously like orangutans wrestling aligators in a dumpster.

It is still less annoying than some putz failing to turn off the all-page while they shuffle papers and manipulate their stapler.

Office Drone #1: "What the hell is that? Sounds like a train derailing."
Office Drone #2: "Must be the new full-contact accounting system."

full-contact accounting by Fieldgrunt January 27, 2007

tiktok accountant 

‘tiktok accountant’ is a term that people on TikTok use to refer to people that do sex work. This can include on a large-scale, such as pornography, as well as people who make money through sites like OnlyFans.

I need an accountant. No not a tiktok accountant, I mean a real one

tiktok accountant by Isaaaaaaaaa January 6, 2021

Checkings Accounts 

A term used by people who lack basic, everyday intelligence or understand simple banking/financial terms.

Bank Member: I'd like to make a deposit to my checkings accounts.
Bank Teller: You mean you have more than one checking account?

Checkings Accounts by PantherPride20-17 December 31, 2009

accountabilibuddy 

someone you are assigned to be friends with and to make sure they don't stray from the path of righteousness and become confused.

"He's your accountabilibuddy! That makes you accountabilibuddyable!"

accountabilibuddy by vidaesunlibro December 24, 2008

Sons of Accountancy 

The name of a motorcycle gang consisting entirely of middle aged, mid life crisis-torn, middle management fat men, who spend their working weeks chained to a desk answering purchase ledger queries, but have saved enough to buy a Harley Davidson, on which they ride every weekend, pretending to be an outlaw.

Me: What you up to this weekend Dave?
Dave: I'm going to ride the Harley around Midlands towns with the gang.
Me: You crazy Sons Of Accountancy.

Sons of Accountancy by b434life September 12, 2016