P2P Pressure 

Peer pressure, given over peer 2 peer file sharing software with chatrooms.

After admitting he had given up smoking the day before, I P2P Pressured him into buying a pack of cigarettes, in the chatrooms of soulseek.

P2P Pressure by Desecration-Smile July 26, 2010

All Round Pressure Club 

The All Round Pressure Club is an exclusive fraternity enjoyed by gentlemen who have their Brown Wings.

The name is derived from the continuous circle of pressure applied by the human anal sphincter which is quite distinct from that of the vagina which, particularly for ladies with a fair amount of wear and tear, has a distinctive H shaped channel which unhelpfully expands as stimulation proceeds.

Lew: Hey Jerry that was some fucking row coming from your apartment last night. I thought someone was being murdered. What the fuck was going on?
Jerry: I got me brown wings, fella. There was collateral damage.
Lew: Get in. Another member of the All Round Pressure Club.

"Elementary my Dear Watson", said Holmes, "the suspect's carefree demeanour, hearty appetite and cheerful countenance merely serves to confirm my suspicion that he is a fully paid up member of the All Round Pressure Club" - Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Pummeled Hoop.

All Round Pressure Club by goody5 December 10, 2010

High blood pressure titties 

When a woman has really huge breasts and a huge body to match, it usually means she has high blood pressure due to all the added weight. These women are generally very good cooks and like to eat even more.

Louise Jefferson from The Jeffersons had some really big high blood pressure titties

High blood pressure titties by megoguhrl May 6, 2011

deal with my tire pressure when I get home 

Euphemism for sex you can use without embarrassing yourself or others.

Can you please deal with my tire pressure when I get home? I've needed it looked at for a while now.

deal with my tire pressure when I get home by Riche9889 October 13, 2011

low-pressure 

Low-pressure meaning of having low pressure is as having no stress or simply being very laid back

tommy: that person has such a low-pressure
person: yea he sure does cook like one laid back mother f*cker

low-pressure by godXen December 28, 2016

Cabin Pressure 

When you give a girl a wet willy but use her own period blood. Similar to a Wet Wanda except you do it when the girl is on her period. Bonus points if you get enough in there that it leaves a trail of blood down her cheek.

My girl was amazed I was willing to play when it was shark week. She lost her shit though when I hit her with that cabin pressure.

Cabin Pressure by BigOrangeKitty May 21, 2019

Spiritual Pressure 

When Someone is so fat the ground shakes when they walk.

Bro he's so fat when he get's up I feel his spiritual pressure shaking the ground

Spiritual Pressure by not judah November 21, 2022