(1) A glorious, swift, and cheap mass
expedition of justice for the salvation of the tax payer. (2) The type of welcomed arson—by all—that both financially saves and violently purifies a community or nation. (3) A grueling punishment of various degrees, such as
temperature and burns, in which a population of inmates must suddenly, collectively, and submissively endure behind locked bars for the economic benefit of
the community or nation.
Auditor: “How many hours did you manage the prison last
quarter, and how much did it cost?”
Warden: “Hmm… 2-3 hours. It cost $15 for matches and
lighter fluid—all for the prison fire that will pay for the new high
school football stadium.”