noun
frend-lee-feye-yurh
The art or mistake in which a person playing with their sausage
accidentally shoots their
special sauce on themselves in an unintended area, such as
the face, eye, or missing entirely and hitting an object.
Guy 1: "Last night was going so well when I was home alone, until my
load shot in my face."
Guy 2: "Ewww man you forgot to turn friendly fire off,
get a rag or
something!"