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Medium Paced Ralph 

When you go jerk off on the toilet then quickly turn around and cum in the toilet at school.
Guy 1: "I did a Medium Paced Ralph yesterday."
Guy 2: "What the hell?"
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rectum ralph 

When one suffers from extremely explosive diarrhea
Dani is in the bathroom having a rectum ralph; After I ate those fish tacos from the guy with the weepy eye I had a serious rectum ralph in the hotel lobby, it was embarrassing.
rectum ralph by bs425 March 7, 2015

Wreck-it-ralph 

A man or woman that is angry and extremely intoxicated so they start breaking things.
Yo did you see when Ronnie was pissed as Sam on jersey shorty, he became wreck-it-ralph

drinking like a Ralph 

A term which describes a condition that happens under the sea when fish describe heavy alcohol consumption. When they just want to go out and get hammered the old fashioned way. (Sometimes occurs after a trip to the blood bank.)

The legendary "Ralph" refers to a man who knows no limits to his good time, and just wants to forget about everything that doesn't smell like roses day after day. In folklore, the Ralph is extremely cerebral, but has to drink copious amounts of libations just to be able to relate to normal folks who enthrall themselves day after day in Ralph's facebook statuses. Usually the status verbiage refers to drinking or gun play.
dorrie: "hey you guys, what do you say that we go donate blood and then go drinking like a ralph?!"

nemo: "great idea i just took my mental evaluation for gun ownership, so i'm ready to go!"

jack ralph 

Turbo Dick Smasher one that smashes dicks
i jack ralphed my boy friend
jack ralph by Hogboi22 January 17, 2018

meet Ralph 

To vomit after one consumes an overwhelming amount of alcohol. It is usually said in a mocking manner after a fellow party goer loses the contents of his stomach. Instead of saying "I ralphed." , you say, "I met Raplh."

'Ralph' and 'Ralf' can be interchangable. The origin of 'Ralph' comes from the sound one makes when they throw up, "RRRAAAAAALLLLPH!!"
"I heard you met Raplh last night, huh?"

"If I keep drinking at this pace, I'm gonna meet Raplh."

"Hey did you hear? Bill met Ralph last night."

"If you want me to drink all those forties, I'm gonna have to introduce you to Ralph."

meet Ralph