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Grand Old Tea Party

A political party.

The new name of the Grand Old Party. 21st name change due to being taken over and swallowed up by a fringe group called the tea party. The Gop courted the tea party through a former half term governor and thus was taken over creating the new name The Grand old Tea Party.

Extreme conservatism.

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Same Old Madness 

In the morning, reading the paper
Read the front page to the back page
Welcome to the nuclear age
No more time for vicious outrage

Same old madness same old madness
Same old madness same old madness

Riots in London, riots in Ireland
Riots in Tokyo, riots in Thailand
Riots right here in our homeland
Reagan sits behind while sneering
Soviets are domineering
Third world states need engineering
No more time for loving and caring
Same old madness same old madness
Same old madness same old madness

In the evening, reading the paper
Read the front page through the back page
Welcome to the modern age
It's the very latest craze

Same old madness same old madness
Same old madness same old madness
Same old madness same old madness
Same old madness same old madness

11-Year-Old Girl 

The annoying type of immature girl that is high on hormones. They are easily identifiable. You know a girl that's 11 years old when (in a stereotypical view):

-You see her always with her friends
-She holds hands and/or links elbows with her friends
-Asks for Facebook all the time
-Internet begins to infect her

-Develops an addiction to pink and sparkles
-Begins to hate school more than ever
-Wears BFF shirts and bracelets and has too many sleepovers

-Has highlights in her hair and wears furry boots
-Kind of gets bratty
-CHOCOLATE.
-"Eww!"
-Hates boys
-Addiction to Twilight
-Squeals too much
I saw a pair of 11-Year-Old Girls last night at the ice skating rink. I couldn't be there for a whole minute, that's how annoying they are. Ugh.
11-Year-Old Girl by TheReshiram December 1, 2010

10,000 Year Old Dick 

An Ancient Chinese Trick: You burry your penis in the ground for three years, then you let a dumb whore suck on it.
John: How Was That Asian Hooker Last Night?
Bob: It was great I gave her my 10,000 Year Old Dick!
10,000 Year Old Dick by Revort August 10, 2008

12 Year Old 

An age where kids don't want to be kids, even though pricing at movie theaters and most restaurants says that still are, and their mentality is child-like.
"I wanna seeeejqp Innn da Miggz, one TWELVE." Wiggadawgshit sticks out his chest, showing he is NOT a child. "One twelve" is the way for a 12 year old to order a child's ticket...
12 Year Old by Downvoting Victim December 28, 2005

dirty old man 

dirty old man

A man over 40 and 50 yrs old are seeking for young lady or girl age or women by age 15-30 to have sexual fantasy dreams of young lady for to take advantage of dirty old man, besides on their marriage relations. A young lady have known as gold-digger to an rich old ass man. Most young ladys doesn't like the old mans eeewww nasty ass andropausics. Most mans who are over 40 yrs old are suffering andropausics because they want to become younger age like 15 and they feel like their in the young age but they're not young. They also suffer by going to restroom all day, time and everyday.
dirty old man
dirty old man by MissCubans April 12, 2010

3 day old ass 

what one smells like after not bathing for months, or farting and shitting
she stank of 3 day old ass

i went to lick her pussy, but it smelled of 3 day old ass