Bum scoop

A phrase used to describe some misleading information given to a person. The misleading information, or "the scoop," may, or may have not been intentionately misleading.

Johnny: "Hey Vinny, where you at?!" Vinny: "I'm uptown, uptown!" Johnny: "Tommy said you'd be downtown?!" Vinny: "I guess he gave you the bum scoop, huh?" Johnny: "Ahhhh, fugetaboutit!"

by JoeSchmoeMarine February 9, 2008

moob scoop

To Push up a male's man boobs (moobs) and say MOOB SCOOP

I hit his moobs up and said MOOB SCOOP

by Richard Wright is in the lesbian side of borders June 22, 2008

Poopity scoop

Code word for feeling stressed and/or uncomfortable in a situation.

Natalia- Ew the piece of shit guy I hooked up with is here with another girl. Poopity scoop!

by succubus.bitch February 28, 2020

the mitcho scoop

the act of licking a girl from butthole to vagina in one go

ah man , did you see that guy give that prostitute the mitcho scoop , hes definitely getting aids!

by clazatron December 24, 2012

super pooper scooper

A legend.

Super pooper scoopers are just legend!

by apache_kill May 16, 2017

Swoophy

ALL nouns can be categorized as 'Swoophy' or pertaining 'Swooph'. To be 'Swoophy' your "Mojo must be Goofy" If your Mojo is not Goofy, you have no 'Swooph'. If you have no 'Mojo' whatsoever, then you most likely have "Swag". Lame. If you have a "Goofy Mojo" you are special, and you are entitled to claim yourself 'Swoophy'

Instead of saying 'swag' after everything, say Swooph.

Austin Powers is Swoophy
Bill Clinton is Swoophy
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are Swoophy
Johnny Tsunami is Swoophy
The Rugrats are Swoophy
Pablo Picasso is Swoophy
Casey Anthony is Swoophy.. just kidding fuck that bitch NO swooph.

If you're outgoing and can talk to anyone, you're probably swoophy.

"I just woke up in my Polo Pj's feeling extra swoophy!"

"Oh my Gosh, Oh my Gosh, Based God, you are so Swoophy"

"I just got her number by using rap lyrics as a pickup line, pure swoophy"

Bird Of Swooph-Peacock

by Pauly Polo August 1, 2011

Scoop Diving

A term used when an individual takes an eats a handful of pick'n'mix without paying for the said sweets.

Jeremy distracted the shopkeeper as Graham started scoop diving for cola bottles and jelly dolphins.

by A. Pottswater October 8, 2009