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a fabled meat, claimed to be the nectar of the gods, the fruit of eden. Ham is a meat spoken of only by the great prophet nia, spreading the word of the ham, only to the ears of whom who are ready to be endowed with the wisdom, of ham; furthermore there is a fabled video featuring the gods, speaking of ham. In consensus, the existence of ham is left down to speculation, only those who have been blessed with the eternal knowledge of ham, know whether there is fact behind the myth.
Ham. by eternal.ix November 13, 2019

ham dinner

Your mother squealed like a piggy when I was giving her a ham dinner.
ham dinner by tenesmus October 11, 2014

ham choi 

- Vietnamese for "like to get ratchet/have fun".

- An innate characteristic for almost all ABG's/ABB's from East Side San Jose
Example A: "Damn dude, I'm dating this ABG who's hella ham choi. All she does is listen to trap music and go to Vegas on a monthly cadence. I can't keep up with her!"
ham choi by aybeee February 2, 2017

ham head 

A condition in which celebrities' faces widen with age such that they look like a honey baked ham.
Christos: Have you seen John Travolta and Kathleen Turner? Total ham head!

Chen: I know! What about Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau? And don't forget about William Shatner... CLASSIC ham head.
ham head by Chris.G July 23, 2010

ham sauced 

To be completely hammered drunk.
Man, we got so ham sauced after all those Jager Bombs downtown we were so college.
ham sauced by AMeyers December 20, 2007