Trey Cruz 

An Over-achieveing Puerto Rican that can't figure out the meaning to life. Always poops himself when a girl talks to him but can manage to get a mediocre SAT score. Dumb ass nugget that everyone wants to shank. But he cool though.

-You see Trey Cruz over there?
-Yeah, he pooped his pants talking to Felisha yesterday.

Trey Cruz by jlluberes December 13, 2014

Mrs Cruz 

She is expected to run around bossy all day. If she isnt bossy whole teams fall apart. And although she resents it, she understands that she has to be that bossy bitch.
When she comes home, she don't mind taking off some of that bossiness. Peel it off like a dress and lose control for a bit. You know?

"shit, its Mrs Cruz. What she want this time?"
"run, mate, that Cruz bitch is eyeing us!"

Mrs Cruz by Krkič August 5, 2019

Ted Cruz

When you get caught in a lie and come up with a lame excuse out of it.

I was sleeping with the neighbor, sorry for Ted Cruzing you into thinking I helped hang her picture.

Ted Cruz by Hanali February 19, 2021

ted cruz face 

If you happen to uses Preparation H for vaginall lube.
Your child will look like senator Ted Cruz.

Why is your baby so fuckin Ugly?
Well that's what happens when you run out of KY. And your wife's pussy can't make it's own spit.
You get a baby with Ted Cruz Face.

ted cruz face by ImpalaPhil March 18, 2021

Ted Cruz

A man who was born with less than average brain cell count (sub 1000 to be specific), And the Zodiac Killer.

Person 1: "Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer 100%"
Person 2: "for real"

Ted Cruz by breakfastskillet June 4, 2022

Ted Cruz

Stupidity is a lack of intelligence, understanding, reason, or wit. It may be innate, assumed or reactive. The word stupid comes from the Latin word stupere. Stupid characters are often used for comedy in fictional stories

James, a guy: Ted Cruz is stupider than a microwavable chicken nugget.

Ted Cruz by DankAssPicklePop July 9, 2022

Ted Cruz

The muddy mixture of excrement and dirt, which has had time to become semi-liquid, making the ground slippery.

"I hurt my knee after stepping on the neighbor's dog's Ted Cruz."

Ted Cruz by Szandorxint November 29, 2022