I'm Batting 1,000

A Baseball term used for sex. This term means you've had anal sex with every partner you've ever been with.

"I've only had anal with one person." "Really? I've gotta say man, I'm batting 1,000."

I'm Batting 1,000 by TheMythTheLegend September 27, 2012

I WANT TEH MONKEYS!!!1! 

A statement made on various internet forums as an ice-breaker

Person 1: bored....

Person 2: I WANT TEH MONKEYS!!!1!

Person 1: no

I WANT TEH MONKEYS!!!1! by Teh!1!!Walrus!!!1! April 4, 2011

2 girls 1 cup 

something i wank over alot
something you should start wanking over

i was watching 2 girls 1 cup yesterday and i had a wank, it was yum

2 girls 1 cup by ERIC THE ARDVARK January 23, 2009

defcon 1 

A bad ass LAN center where you can pwn the crap out of |M-=O=-W|

Hey guys wanna go to defcon 1 and beat the shit out of the |M-=O=-W| clan?

defcon 1 by Vanilla Canada April 24, 2004

CVS 1 hour photo 

A place where you should never take you film to be processed.

The author, being the employee responsible for making calls to customers whose film has been pwned, knows.

Yo dawg, I took dat philm to dees CVS 1 hour photo, and them foto machine-ez ate-ed my film - twice! I got dat sick philm back in a baggied yo, but it be cool 'cause the brother gave me a nu roll of dat schweet CVS brand philm.

CVS 1 hour photo by Phasmatis Nox October 30, 2004

March 1

The day Krabs fries!

Sorry about this calendar. March 14th, that doesn't seem right, it should say THE DAY KRABS FRIES

March 1 by SidneyPlankton August 4, 2018

Formula 1 

THE most god-awful racing series known to man. there are maybe five passes in each race and the most exciting parts are two-second battles between corporate tool drivers. Made even more god-awful by the fact that one man has won all but one races this year.SERIOUSLY, put the daytona 500 and any given f1 race next to each other and guess which one's better?...

Man 1: hey, who do think's gonna win the f1 korean grand prix?
Man 2: who's on the pole?
Man 1: vettel...
Man 2: vettel.

OH MY GOD, THOSE TWO DRIVERS JUST CAME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF EACH OTHER!!!!!""Yeah john, there are going serious penaltys handed out for that. everyone knows you can only follow the leader in formula 1.

Formula 1 by a_realist November 13, 2011