twisted mister 

A flacid penis, moments after masturbation

As I exited the bathroom stall I could tell the other occupants knew what I had been doing in there by the way they stared at my now twisted mister.

twisted mister by Ramon from Espana August 30, 2007

ur sister a mister 

even worse than ur granny a tranny. If someone says this, the world literally stops and everyone dies.

Zucc: ur mom gay
Steven: ur daddy lesbian
Zucc: ur granny tranny
Steven: *only slightly offended* ur sister a mister
Zucc *literally fucking dies along with everyone else except for Steven*

ur sister a mister by shsshellysdick May 10, 2018

sister from another mister

a homie of the female sex

hey whats up my sister from another mister.

sister from another mister by B MAC2000 May 12, 2007

Your Sister Mister 

An insult that has the same effect as your mom gay.

Friend 1: Your Mum Gay
Friend 2: Your Sister Mister
Friend 1: *Dies From the Insult*

Your Sister Mister by Nickable May 12, 2018

Ur sister a mister 

Only use this phrase if you are prepared for the consequences. This phrase is the offspring of “ur mom gay” and “ur daddy lesbian,” and the breeder of it was Satan himself. It is the worst thing that you can say to someone. If the arguments gets to “ur grandpap a trap” and it’s your turn, chain yourself down before you use this. It’s deadly.

Steve: ur mom gay lol
John: no u
Steve: ur dad lesbian
John: ur granny tranny
Steve: ur grandpap a trap, ha, no coming back from that!
John: *chains himself down while fire sprouts from every hole of his body*
UR SISTER A MISTER!!!!!!!
Steve: *explodes into atom size pieces that are on fire as Satan pulls his soul down past hell to the unknown
God: *tears pour down his face* holy shit!

Ur sister a mister by Thicc Lobster May 15, 2018

krispy mister 

doing a chick over the stove while using a sock that you’ve skated in all day as a condom, Mean while she takes a shit on the stove. Be sure to bring the shit to a nice crisp. After you’ve cumed, take the shit and place it into the sock Then send it to the SOA (Sexual Organization of America) for verification that it is in fact a Krispy Mister.

Dude, I just did a Krispy Mister with this chick, now I have an odd number of socks.

krispy mister by toll February 7, 2007

Ur sister a mister 

The worst insult ever with indescribable punishment for the person it’s used against

Frank: ur dad lesbian
Harold: yeah well ur sister a mister
* frank and his entire family are wiped from the planet along with any memory of them. But the power used for this causes a great lightning storm transforming the whole world into thots. Then Stephen hawking comes back from the dead to begone those thots. Then he immediately dies of 7 different types of Ebola

Ur sister a mister by Cambunctious April 9, 2018