Skip to main content
A word used to define a male coworker or friend who feeds off being a dick, repeatedly. He is known to have a case of dickinitus!
Jennifer : look at geoffry over there, being a major dick! Maybe he should go to the doctor to get checked for a severe case of DICKINITUS!

Gennifer : definatly!
by sarelifox February 18, 2009
Flag
mugGet the dickinitus mug.

Dicking the Cheetah

Share definition
Acting in an unproductive manner while in Africa. Similar to Dicking the Donkey or Dicking the Dog.
Hey Mufasa, stop dicking the cheetah and finish building the mud hut!
by panchocachondo April 17, 2012
Flag
mugGet the Dicking the Cheetah mug.

Dickastic

Share definition
The act of being sarcastic... but also being a real dick about it.
After throwing my cat in the microwave, Jeffrey added in a dickastic manner that 'it wasn't HIM that killed my cat. It was the POPCORN SETTING.'
by Crunchyhombre September 29, 2012
Flag
mugGet the Dickastic mug.

dicking a dick-sandwich

Share definition
The term dubbed, "dicking a dick-sandwich" originated in a hotel whereby three 'mates' decided that two of them would press their exposed genitalia against one another, getting erections in order for their dicks to press against one another horizontally in a 2D fashion for the third 'mate' to then insert their dick into the 'sandwich', such as vaginal sex. This methodology is referred to as forming a sandwich, one structured through the building blocks of dicks. This is also known to form a 'tri force of dick', being the limit break most commonly referred to as the 'Dick of Courage Swipe'.

It is sometimes known that the two men forming the 'sandwich' hold their dicks together at their respective bases to strengthen the structure.

Upon explanation of the concept to an exterior source one question was asked,

"Should it not be therefore called fucking a dick-sandwich?"
Upon inquiry this question was swiftly met with the previously discussed answer,
"No, because one is putting ones dick in the aforementioned 'sandwich', therefore eliminating that this could be done without the use of a strap-on by a female."
M1: "Hey, we have been thinking and, do you want to put your dick in between ours?"
M3: "Yes, please form a sandwich with your penises so that I may proceed to fuck the gap."
M2: "So you want to be dicking a dick-sandwich?"
by Endrain April 26, 2016
Flag
mugGet the dicking a dick-sandwich mug.

dickasuckalitus

Share definition
Sores around mouth area from sucking too much dick.
"I went to the doctor the other day & the doctor diagnosed me with Dickasuckalitus. They said it was from too much oral sex."
Nrt
by Mommafupa June 11, 2016
Flag
mugGet the dickasuckalitus mug.

Dickfished

Share definition
A more extreme version of 'catfishing' by either sending dick pics that are not your own, or could be outrageously misleading based on the angles
He said it was 9inches, but I definitely got DICKFISHED!
by Le_mobi June 13, 2017
Flag
mugGet the Dickfished mug.

Dickin’ Dots

Share definition
The act of dipping one’s penis into a bowl of Dippin’ Dots so that they stick to one’s dick before receiving a blowjob.
I can’t wait to see Kyle this weekend, he’s gonna give me the ol’ Dickin’ Dots: a frosty treat upon his meat.”
by hSak October 25, 2017
Flag
mugGet the Dickin’ Dots mug.