Cracked it

When you are waiting on something with an uncertain outcome which eventuates for example when the dead ting was using the Major Tom technique to avoid the 437737 he cracked it when he managed not to pass out.

Do you know if he got the job bro?
Yea heard he cracked it!

Cracked it by Highzenberg Pinkman July 5, 2019

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Cracked

Someone who so crazy they might as well be on crack

Friend: Do you think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?

You: What, are you cracked?

Cracked by RedFlev February 2, 2019

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Cracked

While the term 'Cracked' is more often than not used to casually describe a hit/blow to the face (or other variations of being beaten the shit out of).

However, 'Cracked' is also the name of an off-color humor/satire website, as well as the less popular Cracked Magazine. The website publishes articles with obscure and enticing titles, e.g, "4 Things I Regret Doing While Drunk in The Emergency Room". As we can see, many of the articles are intended for humor. On the contrary, articles such as, "6 Terrifying Creatures That Keep Going After They're Dead" contain factual knowledge with cited sources. No humor is left out of these less trivial articles, however, as off-color comedy is slyly thrown in throughout the entire article. There's also many related forms of publishing on Cracked, including videos and forums (etc.).

John: "I'm fucking sick of dumb humor websites. They make me laugh but when I laugh I feel like George Dubya after a stroke that was treated for in a Jackson, Mississippi hospital."

Dave: "Go to Cracked! You'll laugh your ass off while learning a bunch of cool shit about life. Most of it is actually useful, so it doesn't feel like your brain cells are imploding like Sarah Palin trying to cross the Bering Strait. I stay on it for hours, it's addicting as hell bro!"

Cracked by TheInformacistOfToday November 4, 2012