appetitic 

of or relating to a persons state of hunger; a form of appetite.

I'll wait to eat, I'm not feeling very appetitic at the moment.

appetitic by HHuntington July 9, 2017

Appendicited

Appendicited (Verb)

1. The word you use when you have appendicitis and you need to get your appendix removed.

2. When you just had your appendectomy surgery.

Always used in an over dramatic tone

I can’t take the trash out because I’ve been appendicited.

Appendicited by Gceiufiydo;clgiefwguwefv August 23, 2022

Appetizer 

What idiots call an appetiser.

What is an appetiser?

What idiots call a starter

A: I'm going to have an appetizer of nachos.
F: You mean you're going to have an appetiser of nachos.
Y: You mean you're going to have a starter of nachos.
A: Then I'll have an entree of Spaghetti Bolognaise.
F: You mean you're going to have an entrée of Bolognaise.
Y: You mean you're going to have an entrée of Bolognese.
D: You mean you're going to have a main of Bolognese.

Appetizer by Is it 2022 yet? May 29, 2023

Appendixplosion 

When your appendix explodes from appendicitus and kills everyone around you.

"Oh did you hear about that suicide bomber in Iraq?"
"no he just had appendicitus and had an appendixplosion"
"ah poor guy"

Appendixplosion by Corbs1234 March 28, 2009

Appeteaser 

Hot, sexy, standing up, about to head out the door for a date making-out that tricks you into thinking you are going to get into the sack before the movie and dinner, but is really just a preview of what is to come later.

Man, the way Jillian was grinding against me and nibbling my ear I thought she wanted to skip the trip out on the town and get busy then and there, but it was just an appeteaser.

Appeteaser by KewriusG December 24, 2009

Mex Appeal 

Mex appeal is the tendency to be sexually or otherwise (mysteriously) attracted to males --usually overweight or disfigured-- of the hispanic or "latino" race. This attraction is incomprehensible to the ordinary white man, but seems entirely reasonable to the afflicted individual. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: a sudden appetite for Tapatio, an interest in the Raiders, or "Raider Nation", and --above all-- an insatiable desire for brown or "colored" penis.

I don't get how that fat dirty mexican gets laid. He must have Mex Appeal.

Mex Appeal by vanessa m November 1, 2007

appendananus 

The act of relieving constipation by inserting several lubricated fingers into ones anus.

I was forced to appendananus to relieve the pain associated with my stoppage.

appendananus by Steven A. Hammock January 7, 2005