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blowjob (drug) 

A "blowjob" is a new date rape drug being used by women to lure young males into situations sometimes referred to as "relationships".
The drug can be found in many places. The back room at a house party, the parking lot of a club, or inside a porta-shitter at an outdoor concert.
Dealers often seem sweet and innocent. They use phrases like, "I've never done this before" or "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone".

Side effects of the drug vary from moderate pleasure to a full out addiction for more blowjobs.
Habitual use of blowjobs can lead to things like; finding women's clothes hung up neatly in your closet, an extra toothbrush in the bathroom, and sometimes even small 10lb balls of fur running around your house that dealers call "dogs".
Users often make excuses for why they can't hang out with their friends. "It's movie night", "we are having dinner with her parents", etc.
man 1: "dude, where's jimmy been all week?"
man 2: "remember that chick from the club the other night he was talking to?"
man 1: "yeah, i remember her."
man 2: "i think she slipped him a blowjob (drug) after we left. he hasn't been the same since."
man 1: "oh shit, we gotta talk to him before it's too late!"
blowjob (drug) by The amazing tech October 24, 2009
Related Words

Blowing KK

Means blowing Khalifa kush
Popularized by Wiz Khalifa's Kk song
Nigga; Whatchu smoking?
Me; Im blowing KK cant you smell it dood !
Blowing KK by SAk August 5, 2014

blowjob week 

The week when a girl is having her period, thus she is unable to perform vaginal sex.
"Jen is acting pretty bitchy cuz it's blowjob week... but it's okay cuz it's blowjob week!"
blowjob week by Unger July 21, 2005

National blowjob day

On June 29th it is national blowjob day
My guy it's national blowjob day

blowed out bitch 

In the south a blowed out bitch refers to a girl that has been around the block a couple of times and then again. Basically a nasty whore that sleeps with other girls boyfriends or really anyone that will sleep with them(girls, boys it doesn't matter to them). They think they are the shit, but, they are really broke, scandalous, sneakin ass bitches, that have literally been blown out.
Jane: Hey girl what's bothering you?
Tina: Well I just seen ole girl talking to my boyfriend.
Jane: Oh don't sweat that blowed out bitch she ain't shit.
Tina: Yeah I know but, I don't like her.
Jane: Me either.
blowed out bitch by crystal420 March 8, 2007

Blowapalooza

Popular event in which usually four or more females are paid to give head to dozens of men sequentially.

The client pays a fee to dispense as much semen as they want into these girls in a two hour period. The receptacles may be receiving secretions, for six to eight hours as the mongers rotate through the Hookers.

Differs and is often confused with gang bang. Blowapalooza involves a streetwalker blowing one person at a time while gang bang is more than one person having sex with a female at the same time.
Everybody did Sarita at the Blowapalooza?

She’s one of the Blowapalooza girls.
Blowapalooza by SuraScent June 7, 2007