nub sauce 

One with no skills. Mostly used in online gaming.

Man that guy's pure nub sauce. He couldn't head-shot me if he was standing on me.

nub sauce by El Jimador October 26, 2003

nub plowing 

Nub blowing is the act of using an amputated limb to perform intercourse.

After he had his arm amputated, Jim thought his sex life was in jeopardy. To his surprise many ladies enjoy his long nights of nub plowing.

nub plowing by zuzzy foeller January 24, 2015

Nub Tub 

Shortened and made to sound funnier than "Noob Tube", the phrase "Nub Tub" refers to the game Call of Duty 4 where someone will attach a grenade launcher to one of there guns and go around shooting grenades at their foes. However this act is seen as being completely childish and is actively looked down upon by everyone else in the game. You will notice that there is a "Nub tubber" in the game if you hear more than one person on your mic shouting "Aw F***! There's a nub tubber". Despite the humiliation these noob's will face in the postgame lobby, they are still proud of their accomplishment to kill people in a complete and utter noobish way.

Post-game lobby:
Nub tubber- "Yea! I got my acog on my P90!!"
Non-noobish player- "You f*cking nub tubbed the whole time!!"
(Everyone leaves the room on account of the nub tubber)

Nub Tub by R Goods February 2, 2009

Nub Shrub 

The Nub Shrub is a rarely seen creature that has 4 legs, 1 head and loves for 85 years. It spends its whole life making memes

Wow, Alex. I think that's a wild Nub Shrub

Nub Shrub by Sweatywedgie May 31, 2020

Nub Salad 

An incompetent hero whose splayed out state of disarray (generated in an attempt to quest) conjures the image of a salad.

Look at all the scarabs he's left behind! Nub salad!

Nub Salad by s3 November 4, 2012

Nub sex 

Sex between two virgins, or just plain awful sex. Stems from poor knowledge or experience in sexual situations. Akward and unpleasant, both parties are left disatisfied and sometimes depressed.

Caity will still be having nub sex at age 32.

Nub sex by Honest Justice May 30, 2006

Nub Hax 

Nub or Noob Hacks are the first level of hacks and usually are found while some complete retard decides that he is ace when he kills everyone in the server and immediately gets banned. Nub hacks are usually found in Counter Strike where the dicktard in a team's spawn is getting instant headshots on people that are on the opposite side of the map behind multiple walls/doors/trees/other players/props/dinosaurs

Order of Hax:
Level 1: Nub or Noob Hacks
Level 2: Admin Hacks
Level 3: Hulio Hacks

Dicktard: 1 4m 1337 pwnzor
Frustrated casual player: No you are leet nub hax fucktard
Dicktard was kicked by console

Nub Hax by AlexOBV October 20, 2008