hand jive 

1. hand job
2. fingering a vagina

Under the bleachers Sandy gave Sean a little hand jive.

hand jive by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

Autistic Jive Turkey

Someone who is really stupid and tries to tell you lies that you will never believe

"ALVIN YOUR A FUCKING AUTISTIC JIVE TURKEY!" screamed Cam.

Autistic Jive Turkey by Ryan Mulhern August 16, 2008

the jive 

having incredible characteristics; being amazing in all qualities.

"Man, that new Ferrari is the jive!"

the jive by garvin April 21, 2006

palvo de jive

Roughly translated as "turkey of jive," palvo de jive is the Spanish version of "Jive Turkey."

?Que us palvo de jive? (What it is jive turkey?)

palvo de jive by tha docta January 31, 2004

brown sugar jive shit 

"That nigger rap shit". Pauly the bartender

Its better than that brown sugar jive shit

brown sugar jive shit by dfntud January 15, 2011

Java jive 

The ability to verbally (and pretentiously) spew out your entire Starbucks order using the appropriate slang without making a mistake or coming up for air.

Jorge: Man! that shorty sure knew how to throw down some java jive!"

Shorty: "I'll have a grande, nonfat, no whip, one pump sugar-free, no foam, extra hot, double vanilla latte; a reduced fat banana chocolate chip muffin....and that Johnny Cash cd"

Java jive by patty browning January 24, 2008

Hand Jive 

Something a Matthew Amer does with furious vigour when speaking to Lee Latchford-Evans from STEPS. Also applies to John Barrowman and, in certain lights, Mike Read.

Matthew Amer caught up for a chat with Lee over a quick hand jive.

Hand Jive by Tom Bowtell March 19, 2003