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Bladder gravity

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The force that causes you to instantly have to pee when you are out drinking with friends. Usually inconveniently timed.
OMG - I got up to get another tequila shot and I got a bad case of bladder gravity!
by Bethany Joyful May 10, 2016
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Zero gravity boobs

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Boobs that dont follow the rules of physics. They seem to hover without ever sagging.
Dude, check out her rack! Yeah man, she has zero gravity boobs.
by Nokersnok July 11, 2019
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TITTY GRAVITY

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The act of clamping onto someone's defenceless nipples and dropping to the ground in order to rip them from their chest. Often used as a torture method or to increase sexual pleasure.
by KPINGERBILER September 7, 2020
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oh my god gravity

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what issic newton said when an apple fell on his head
*apple falls* issic:"Oh my god gravity".
by xXpsychic.moonXx October 1, 2019
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Pubic gravity

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The force felt when two people are attracted to each other by their genitals and all that either one of them can think about when they are around each other is ripping their clothes off and getting down to hard-core fucking.
I know that I've got the hots for that fine ass bitch at work, maybe it's pubic gravity......
by Dump truck January 29, 2017
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meta-gravity

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A theory of gravity in which gravity is time or emergent from metastasis (loop time).

The theory that gravity is colinear with time.

In contrast to Einsteinian gravity which makes gravity a function of space.

'Meta-gravity' can also be shortened to 'm-gravity' as a direct competitor to m-theory.
Meta-gravity has a metonymic relationship with relativity. The two words sound the same but share an obverse-inverse relationship.
by sandraxine October 11, 2018
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low gravity

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An out of this world sex position in which the male jumps and mounts on the females shoulders whilest shes sucking on his shlong until he cums down her throat
Me and my girl just did a low gravity and it felt like I was on a swing while sticking my dick in a watermelon
by X_Low_Gravity_Master69_X November 17, 2020
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