white-glove mechanic 

an elite, often highly-specialized, perhaps cerebral, expensive mechanic

Telsa sent over some white-glove mechanic to diagnose the problem and he charged me $2000

white-glove mechanic by Kevin Nogilny December 3, 2019

Mechanical Pencil 

The act of hitting a man in the behind numerous times, while attempting to get him to ejaculate.

"Yeah, Jim has some sort of erectile dis-function. His wife has to give him the Mechanical Pencil to make him cum.

Mechanical Pencil by Andrew676Runner December 9, 2012

Mechanically Inclined 

Something dumbshits say to try to sound like smartshits.

Shit 1: There's no way you can get that to work.
Shit 2: I can figure it out. I'm...mechanically inclined.

Mechanically Inclined by Enginear September 24, 2018

mechanical hamster 

A hamster that I own that is mechanical in nature. With a simple flick of a button it runs on its wheel or wherever you it wants. I does not gnaw incessantly on it's cage.

My mechanical hamster is collecting dust because I never use it.

mechanical hamster by Toastmold January 19, 2004

Physics (Mechanical) 

The study of the force, propulsion, tension, work, and energy conservation of shit down the toilet. Also deals with the: inertia, angular acceleration, and period of the turd when it circles and floats down the bowl. Then after that something that has to deal with thermodynamics and sewage.

That Physics (Mechanical) class is all kinds of confusing, isn't that what computers and Indian people are for?

Physics (Mechanical) by BIG B FROM THE T youknowamsayi January 17, 2011

mechaniacal 

A robotic villian. Combination of the words mechanical and maniacal.

The cyborg mechaniacal lust for blood was only superceded by it's needs for rustoleum based paints.

mechaniacal by Trever "Parlay" Trader October 24, 2005

crank mechanic 

US Navy Corpsman or urologist

Gotta go visit the crank mechanic after liberty last night.

crank mechanic by Rodger Barnett April 15, 2008