The act of peeing into a used condom while still in the vagina of an unsuspecting woman. The penis is carefully extracted, and the urine and semen-filled condom is tied off (like a water balloon), and left inside the vagina.
Vlad distracted Amy with smalltalk as he fidgeted with the condom after sex. He was finishing off his Bulgarian Womb Balloon, and her long fingernails would be poorly suited extracting it.
1) 'Woah, have you seen the size of his purple-headed-womb-ferret?'
2) 'See you guys later, i'm off to stab the wife with the purple-headed-womb-ferret'
Guy 1: Look At That Fine Girl
Guy 2: I Know Dude I'd Like To Tap That Thing All Night Guy 3: Guys Can Yall Not Talk Like That When Come Around.
Guy 1: Oh Sorry
Guy 2: Yeah My Bad I Didn't See You There Mr.Fresh Out The Womb