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Bulgarian Womb Balloon 

The act of peeing into a used condom while still in the vagina of an unsuspecting woman. The penis is carefully extracted, and the urine and semen-filled condom is tied off (like a water balloon), and left inside the vagina.
Vlad distracted Amy with smalltalk as he fidgeted with the condom after sex. He was finishing off his Bulgarian Womb Balloon, and her long fingernails would be poorly suited extracting it.

a purple-headed womb ferret 

doctor - 'uh-oh, looks like we've got another purple-headed womb ferret here'

woman in delivery - 'wtf!? honey, what's he talking about?'

purple-headed-womb-ferret 

A Human or ape like creatures:

penis, shlong, bazooka, trouser-snake, walls pork sausage, hammer, babys arm . . . . .
1) 'Woah, have you seen the size of his purple-headed-womb-ferret?'
2) 'See you guys later, i'm off to stab the wife with the purple-headed-womb-ferret'

The Womb 

The act of a male leaning forward and sucking his own dick
“Dude I did The Womb last night and my back still hurt from bending it that far
The Womb by Daddydealer69 November 11, 2020

axe womb 

an axe womb is a womans fanny
look at the size of her minge,she's been twatted with an axe.
i nobbed this bird last night you should of seen her battered axe womb
axe womb by L briggs September 25, 2006

Fresh Out The Womb

Prudeish
A Virgin
Someone With 'Virgin Ears'
Guy 1: Look At That Fine Girl
Guy 2: I Know Dude I'd Like To Tap That Thing All Night
Guy 3: Guys Can Yall Not Talk Like That When Come Around.
Guy 1: Oh Sorry
Guy 2: Yeah My Bad I Didn't See You There Mr.Fresh Out The Womb