Mongolian War Mask

When a friend is sleeping and you place your balls apon their eye sockets and your penis down their nose/ between their eyes. After this you take a picture, print it out, and then put it apon them so once they wake up...they wake up to a nice present.

Dude i Mongolian War Masked by best friend last night then posted the picture on face book!

Mongolian War Mask by Ublaga June 6, 2010

Mongolian Popsicle 

When a male freezes his dick and then a girl gives him oral sex.

My girlfriend is going to give me a mongolian popsicle!

Mongolian Popsicle by finnerty42 October 17, 2010

Mongolian Spacesuit 

Mid-coitus, you pull out and finish ejaculating into a fish bowl. Then you proceed to place the fish bowl over her head. Once that has been completed, push her face against the side so that she looks Chinese.

John was having a good time with Susan last night. He even gave her the Mongolian Spacesuit!

Mongolian Spacesuit by HipsterLumberjack December 20, 2013

The Mongolian Mitten 

The frightening act of a mans hand, usually after an extended time spent in the cold winter weather, entering the females asshole and the spreading his fingers wide so as to warm his hands prior to sex.

The greasy italian came in from the cold pennsylvanian winter with near frost bite and in desperation prior to sex stuck his hand into his unsuspecting girlfriends ass to warm his hand with the nice environment of her inner sphincter, also known as giving her the Mongolian Mitten.

The Mongolian Mitten by snatchman2 May 6, 2010

mongolian  

Man with shaved sides and a long ponytail down the back.

Im thinking of growing out a mongolian for my next hair style.

mongolian by bobby v. brown January 12, 2008

Mongolian Psycho 

A person of Mongolian descent that tries to kill a household pet such as a rabbit, dog, bird, or even sometimes small children for game. They may use the meat in Oriental foods.

I went over to Chong's house yesterday and ate his home made Mongolian Beef. It tasted just like Little Jimmy next door, I'm suspecting he may be a Mongolian Psycho.

Mongolian Psycho by StraightGuy January 12, 2009

mongolian handcuffs 

taking a six pack that is attached by plastic rings, removing one beer by means of "shot gunning" it, and subsequently placing your wrist through the empty ring, thereby having one hand cuffed by the five remaining beers.

Dude, we should pretend to be mongolians, wearing mongolian handcuffs by putting our hand in an empty beer ring from a six pack

mongolian handcuffs by mongolian champion October 8, 2010