zooping 

Clandestine web surfing on a mobile device while at work. Normally done at one's work station under the level of the desk. Descriptive of the top to bottom finger swipe motion commonly seen on touch screen devices when scrolling through web pages.

Dude, my boss busted me zooping at my desk. At least I got my email, party time!

zooping by Rottenbastard June 2, 2012

Zooping 

The art/ act of defecating on your sexual partner's chest while they sleep. Usually performed under the stimulating effects of Ludacris' masterpiece "Sex Room."

After a night of wild anal sex, Flavius Jaqurius Green Kennedy Jr. waited until I (d'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde) fell asleep and I awoke to him Zooping on my chest. It was the most romantic experience of my life.

Zooping by Tyroil Smoochie Wallace April 3, 2013

Zhooting 

When you shoot a film but are forced to give creative direction remotely via Zoom video conference.

"When are you zhooting that commercial?"
Or, "When is your zhoot?

Zhooting by Bfrosty June 17, 2020

zooming 

To be in a crackhead state; bingeing all night on a sweet concoction of Adderall, red bull, and nicotine. Generally experienced by procrastinating college students and skeezers at bars/clubs.

"Dude I'm zooming so hard I could run the train on 50 sorority girls all while memorizing my entire organic chemistry study guide!"

"Those 30 time release got me zooming like a baby sucking on yo momma's teat!"

zooming by rupdaddy April 21, 2008

Zooling 

Relaxing, chilling, cooling, hanging out, zooling

"Aye bro what are you doin'?"

"Ahh man, I'm just zooling."
"You're what?"
"Oh so you ain't heard?"

Zooling by teagor October 1, 2020

Zooping 

Shitting while on a video conference call.

I had a long call with the marketing team yesterday and I'm pretty sure Sandra was zooping the whole time.

Zooping by Lynn_Terry April 3, 2020

multi-zooming 

the practice of accomplishing household tasks, working in other tabs, or engaging in unrelated communication during a Zoom meeting

I think I'll do some multi-zooming and get all my laundry folded during my 9:00 meeting.

multi-zooming by Jill Bystrom December 11, 2020