rock out with your cock out 

Basicaly to have fun partying and not giving a shit who's watching you and what they think.

Corey doesnt care what people think of him and tends to rock out with his cock out.

Just have fun and rock out with your cock out.

rock out with your cock out by theamazing! January 30, 2010

Have your cock and eat it too. 

The far-less-euphamistic version of "have your cake and eat it too;" An idiomatic figure of speech used to connote the idea of consuming a highly desired thing whilst managing to preserve it. This may also indicate having or wanting more than one can handle or deserve, or trying to have two incompatible things.

John: "I work at a law firm so I can make lots of money and get hot women, but then I work at a law firm, so I have no time to actually go out and find hot women."

Trisha: "You can't have your cock and eat it too."

John: "Don't you mean cake?"

Trisha: "Do I look like I eat cake?"

Have your cock and eat it too. by The Mighty Meme March 20, 2012

soften your cock 

When a penis is erect but you are not you are not horny or in the position for some sexual interaction your penis then needs to not be erect.

that will soften your cock.

soften your cock by Mandingler April 16, 2017

rock out with your cock out 

To party hard without regard for consequences.

Fuck it dude, life is short, rock out with your cock out.

In the TV show metalocalypse the bassist would literally rock out with his cock out, even going as far as playing with his cock.

rock out with your cock out by letdagoodxroll March 27, 2010

Throw your cock 

An attempt to have sexual relations with a person or animal.

See that bitch over there. Go throw your cock at her and see if she catches it.

Throw your cock by BostonTravis August 29, 2006

Go pound sand up the eye of your cock 

Extended, modified version of the traditional expression "go pound sand", use this version when you really want that special someone to fuck off.

Dave: Dude, you owe my 5$!

Kyle: Dave, I don't have your money, go pound sand up the eye of your cock.

Go pound sand up the eye of your cock by Leeroy Jenkems 420 November 2, 2009

slappin' your cock around 

to waste time, to dawdle, to chat on AIM all day instead of doing homework

langan: do you have any hw today?
amyk: yeah
langan: then why are you slappin your cock around online all day instead of doing it
amy k: oreo

slappin' your cock around by langan May 3, 2003