Hobo Wake Up Call 

To awake someone by kicking them similar to what occurs to many homeless people.

"Is he still not up yet? Go give him a Hobo Wake Up Call!"

Hobo Wake Up Call by Elliot Offen Jr March 7, 2017

Waco Wake-up Call 

1) To be awakened by an excessive use of force.
2) To wake up to police/S.W.A.T. officers bursting through the door.

Jimmy was selling too much blow out of his house, so the cops gave him the old Waco Wake-up Call.

Waco Wake-up Call by Mdamascus December 26, 2009

morning wake-up call 

A morning wake-up call is when a man stands over a sleeping woman while masturbating. Right before he comes, he yells at the girl to wake up so she wakes up to a face full of semen.

"I did a morning wake-up call on my sister yesterday. She wasn't too fond of it."

morning wake-up call by Emmzee March 22, 2008

Pompeii Wake-Up Call 

(pom-PAY)

Oral sex which results in wakening from sleep.

Derived from the Roman city of Pompeii, which is known for its rampant prostitution and sexual debauchery.

Example 1:
Guy 1: "How'd it go with that girl from the party last night?"
Guy 2: "It went great! She gave me a Pompeii Wake-Up Call this morning and then made me bacon and pancakes."
Guy 1: "Nice!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she makes the best pancakes."

Example 2:
Girl 1: "You two left the party pretty drunk last night, how'd it go?
Girl 2: "Neither of us remember the night, but the morning was horrible!"
Girl 1: "Why? What happened?"
Girl 2: "I thought he was giving me a Pompeii Wake-Up Call, but then I realized he just passed out with his face between my legs."

Pompeii Wake-Up Call by G. I. Love August 14, 2009

American wake up call 

When your significant other wakes you up by polishing your male member.

Mike had a good wife, every Saturday she would start their day by giving him an American wake up call.

American wake up call by Jon Eric November 5, 2005

axe can wake up call 

When someone tosses an axe can into a fire at a camp out and wakes up everyone after the explosion

Andy threw an axe can into the fire pit when we were eating breakfast and woke up everyone including Burke's parents after the fireball and explosion. No more camp outs after that axe can wake up call.

axe can wake up call by Poop McFly October 19, 2007

texas wake up call 

while your girl friend or wife is dead asleep( on her side with her back to you) smash your ass flat on her back and cut the biggest fart possible. she'll wake up pissed.. Texas wake up call

I gave my girl friend a Texas wake up call on Christmas morning, merry Christmas!!

texas wake up call by Texas honky May 19, 2014