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1 definition by
Texas honky
texas wake up call
while your girl friend or wife is
dead asleep
( on her side with her back to you)
smash
your ass flat on her back and cut the biggest fart possible. she'll wake up pissed..
Texas wake up call
I gave my girl friend a
Texas wake up call
on
Christmas morning
,
merry Christmas
!!
by
Texas honky
April 5, 2014
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