wackjobian 

The type of person who lacks any skill in the usage of vocabulary and grammar. A wackjobian seems to believe that the government is watching him and is waiting for him to make a mistake. Most wackjobians are paranoid fucks, who find time in their day to hose down neighbors driveways, or .... stuff a turkey in a cooler, force themselves into your home and leave it in your living room for you to find as a surprise when you return home. A wackjobian also feels the need to inform you about what he's accomplished around the neighborhood without you even asking, not to mention, giving a fuck.

hey, there's that wackjobian again.... look what he's up to now! he painted your garage without you even asking!

wackjobian by capaydr January 30, 2012

whackjob 

Crazy person. Someone who is nuts or not all there. Comes from the term "whacking off" and literally means the product of a successful round of masturbation.

Mariah Carey is a real whackjob

whackjob by Aberfan September 2, 2003

wackjobbery 

Of, or related to, being a wackjob.
The thoughts or actions of someone generally considered by society as being contrary to societal norms.

That guy standing on the street corner is preaching wackjobbery about how aliens are coming to wipe out humanity! What a lunatic!

wackjobbery by Reverend_Dude January 19, 2018

whackjobaholic 

someone who puts in extra hours at the "crazybitchery factory"

if you have a vagina you are a whackjobaholic.its science!

whackjobaholic by Wirmjams October 23, 2019

Wack Job 

Someone who is crazy and/or has lost their mind and acts like a damn lunatic. Someone you should avoid at all costs as they may be a harm to yourself or others.

Let's cross the street. We don't want to walk next to that wack job on the corner who's walking in circles and talking to himself.

Wack Job by Phoebe Beaver August 30, 2005

wankjob 

The british term for a 'hand job' or masturbation. used to describe putting a hand on your cock and stroking it until you reach climax.

Dude: yo man, that bitch came over from the bar last night.
Bro: did she give you a wankjob?

wankjob by ganjo August 4, 2006

Whackjob 

Whack meaning to hit, and job, meaning to work. Whackjob is hitting something or someone. Not to be confused with Wackjob, from "Wacky" meaning crazy, loonie or insane, and job meaning 'a real piece of work' (or messed up.)

He's a wackjob with a whackjob. He's a psychiatrist who is crazy and yet gives sane people shock treatments to "cure" them.

Whackjob by Fixitmanarizona July 6, 2019