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Hudson Valley 

A region streching from the Bronx to Albany. It includes the immediate suburbs of NYC (Westchester, Rockland), the NYC exurbs (Orange, Putnam, Dutchess), and the upper hudson valley (Idont remember the counties). Generally a mix of suburbs and exurbs, but once you get past Poughkeepsie its all farm land. Considered upstate to city people.

oh, and by the way, monticello is not part of the hudson valley.
Hudson Valley by BonFYa August 24, 2009
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Silicone Valley 

Nickname for the San Fernando Valley in California, known for having a lot of porn studios.
I moved to the Silicone Valley with my rubber tits to pursue a career as a porn star. After starring in over 200 creampie gangbangs, I upgraded my tits and ass from rubber to Silicone. I get even more, and higher quality, dicks in my pussy.

Great Valley Middle School 

A place in a malvern where about 0.1% of the teacher are actually tolerable. At this school, you'll find childish sixth graders, horny seventh graders and asshole eighth graders. As you move up the ranks at this public school, you'll want to kill your self more and more. You're either popular and an asshole, middle class and normal, or in the nerd herd where they're all fucking weirdos. But damn Mr. Wise is fine.
I went to Great Valley Middle School and in sixth grade someone stole my lollipop, in seventh grade I got my ass slapped and in eighth grade I got beat up in the bathroom.

Diablo Valley College 

Otherwise known as DVC, it is a community college situated in Pleasant Hill, CA. It's known for its curve-destroying over achieving Asian students, inability to find a parking spot after 8AM, poorly designed buildings complete with an insufficient number of restrooms and flimsy feeling floors that reverberate your foot steps, incredibly long waiting lists for classes, and proximity to In N Out Burger.
Yu-Wang: "I have a 10:00 AM Calculus 3 class this semester at Diablo Valley College."

Xien: "You better arrive at 6:30 AM if you want to find a parking spot!"

Yu-Wang: "Good idea. It will give me a chance to get 4 chapters ahead in my Calc book."

Xien: "Only 4 chapters? Enjoy your B."
Diablo Valley College by EverettR February 19, 2013

Desert Valley 

Used to describe a womans cleavage when it has become wrinkled and brown from too much sun exposure.
Since moving to Florida a few years ago, Marcy has developed a serious Desert Valley.
Desert Valley by Velveeta72 September 25, 2010

The Valley, Oceanside

"The Valley" is an area in northern Oceanside, CA, mostly famous for its old drive-in theater. It's located between the Camp Pendleton Mountains and the hills just south of Highway 76. The Valley divided into different sections: North Valley (aka Deep Valley), Mid Valley, and the San Luis Rey Valley.

Mission Avenue, Highway 76, and the San Luis Rey bike trail mark the center of the valley.
Dude, that's area's weird. It's really nice, and really ghetto at the same time.

Yeah, that'd be The Valley, Oceanside.
1. Literally, Latin for Valley

2. The guy all the Italian girls want, and they're ashamed about it
1. Vallis is the Valley

2. Vallis? He's that strange guy.. I wanna suck his cock
Vallis by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 24, 2018