Sir Twatington

1. Someone who's a general twat

Oh look a sir twatington over there, what a twat

Sir Twatington by Cuntasaurus December 13, 2013

tartingles 

feeling intense embarrassment for someone else.

When someone does something so pathetically embarrassing that you would not be human if it didn't embarrass you just through your proximity to the situation.

It is especially potent when you witness this embarrassing act.

Gaby, did you just see that poor girl trip on a banana and impale herself on a hooker's spiky boot?. . . I have such tartingles!

tartingles by professor Quinta December 1, 2006

twating 

a good beating, or slap.

I twated it over the fence

twating by bugster July 21, 2003

Twating 

When somebody has nothing better to say and talks shit

Mary is twating about everyone because she is jealous.

Twating by nadaltennis885 May 11, 2011

verbal twatting 

a verbal twatting, or a mental beating is when someone has an argument with another person and one particular person wins in an argument so dramatically that the losing person is ended, gives up and leaves without uttering more than a "whatever" in sideways.

"haha, it looks like a dog"

"yeah thats funny actually, because thats what me and george said when we first laid eyes on you"
"ohhh motherfuckerrr ! !"
"you gave her a good verbal twatting, she was virtually put in her place."


"whatever."

verbal twatting by Timaaayyy . N January 23, 2009

Twaxting 

Texting while walking, which makes you a twat.

If the guy in front of me hadn't been so busy twaxting, I wouldn't have missed the bus.

Twaxting by J.J. Schenectady October 30, 2010

Twafting 

The test sniff at the belly button to see if you are going down any further.

Jim regretted not twafting before committing downtown.

Twafting by Badluckchuck June 5, 2015