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cardboard tube samurai 

A lone warrior who roams the asian countryside seeking enlightenment and justice. He wield the most powerful of all forged weapons, the cardboard tube. His enemies seek to gain the weapon, but have always been unsuccessful.
"Why did that samurai risk his own life for that of a pig?"

"Because he can."
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Tube Crush 

Someone you like or admire, that appears in either the television, or video stream in the internet.
I have such a tube crush on that hot girl I saw in tv last night.
Tube Crush by eternity.youdesire October 18, 2008

Tube Camper 

An elite player of video games that uses his or her expert knowledge of the game to (usually unfairly) possum stomp less learned individuals.

Derived from two player battle mode in Super Mario All-Stars in which if someone camps behind a tube opening at the top or bottom of the screen, all they have to fear is Boo Spawning from a warp-hole.
Chris: Hey, have you beaten Jon yet?

Damon: No. He's being a douchebag.
Chris: How?

Damon: He's a total tube camper!
Tube Camper by Tube Camper September 2, 2009
Having a love so indescribable it's both horrifying and beautiful. Being both heartbroken and in love at the same time so intensely that you don't know what to do with it. You're afraid because you've never had a love like this and you wonder if you deserve it because it's beautiful. The state of mind where all you want to do is run into their arms and tell them how you feel, even if you have no idea how.
Person 1: "I don't know, I want to say that I care. That I love. But I don't know how. It's practically impossible."
Person 2: "I think you've got the case of Tuberose. Question is, what are you going to do about it?"
Person1: "...Say screw it. There's still a chance for me. I 'm going for it, no matter what the outcome may be."
Tuberose by DDUduwhat January 21, 2019

you tube train 

when you visit the popular website you tube. after looking at one video, you get distracted into watching an interesting looking video in the 'related videos' section. Another distraction follows, and another, and so on and so on, until you discover that you has spent a surprising amount of time, and are now watching something totally unrelated to what you went on there for.
Example 1: i've got about ten minutes to kill, so i think i'll hop on the you tube train and see where it takes me.

Example 2: you'd never believe where the you tube train just took me. i went on to do my favourite old search of 'fat kid falls', and i ended up watching a video of a dog dancing on it's hind legs to the james bond theme music. what an awesome world we live in.
you tube train by jimwade December 16, 2009

WOT U NEVER PLAYED TUBER SIMULATOR 

YA KNOW ITS FUN RIGHT? IM NOT SUPPOSED TO GIVE MY OPINION BUT GIVE IT A TRY THEN TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.
NOT CONVINSED YET? OK. I'LL CUT U A DEAL! THE GAME IS AVAILABLE FOR FREE! AND THATS A GREAT PRICE!

WOT U NEVER PLAYED TUBER SIMULATOR <-- Needed to put this here. plz dont kill me