tough tiddliwinks 

An expression of disapprovement often used by very corny people who dont like offending others

Joe: Man i dont want to go for a walk today
Stan: tough tiddliwinks were goin anyways

tough tiddliwinks by OJ Loves You May 19, 2008

piddlywinks 

The act of making a piddle, also known as 'taking a leak', or 'unleashing the golden dragon'.

"Ah man! Too much soda!! Must make piddlywinks!"

piddlywinks by Zeromus-Prime October 23, 2007

Tiddlytwink 

A disparaging reference to a male twink that is past his teen boyish prime and lost his youthful features that most chicken hawks find attractive. While some youthful qualities may remain, becoming a tiddlytwink usually applies to former twinks now ranging in age from 25-30.

Once I realized that I was no longer getting barraged with dick pics from dirty old men, I knew I had become a tiddlytwink.

Tiddlytwink by Dick Onchin December 7, 2020

Tiddlywank 

A penis of small size and girth.

Phil: Well, show me your schlong, Dan.
Dan: OK ;)
Phil: Wow, that is one tiddlywank you have there!

Tiddlywank by Diddly-dong April 16, 2015

tiddleywinking 

tiddleywinking has a few definitions,

1) the act of one simultaneously grabbing their tits and winking,
2) obscure sexual act
3) the act of wasting time/fucking off
4) the act of game playing

1) Janet was tiddleywinking herself in the mirror.
2) Did you see that girl tiddleywinking Nick under the table at the bar last night?
3) I had a few hours to kill before the show so I ended up tiddleywinking around town.
4) Are you tiddleywinking me?

tiddleywinking by Merpanda July 20, 2015

tiddywinkle420 

some chick who plays roblox too much

Did you see tiddywinkle420?

Yeah, she keeps asking me to tiddy her winkle!!

tiddywinkle420 by infected399 February 21, 2019

tiddywinkles 

A fun game for small boys to play when bored doing a pee, the gruelling challenge requires pin-point accuracy and precision. Persistance and Patience are also paramount if one is to succeed and become the ultimate tiddywinkles champion!

Dave: YO mummas fat
John: No YO mummas fat
Dave: Right lets settle this over a tiddywinkes!
John: Wooaahhh, only if you think you can handle it!

tiddywinkles by rachel September 7, 2004