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the shanks 

The term that strippers can use to describe to their boss that they cannot come in because they have Diarrhea. I mean, seriously, who wants to see that?
Um, yeah Vinny this Bumper, I cannot come in tonight cause I got the shanks.
the shanks by Annette Llloyd August 13, 2007

wanky in the sanky 

A Finnish slang term used to masturbating right before bedtime.
Julle is always sure to get a wanky in the sanky in before he goes to sleep.

Meg Shanky Shankerson the 3rd 

The famous massacre of 1857, Ohio, was caused by this masked outlaw, later found creating wide disturbances in the British Government, violently stabbing the prime minister and throwing his body into the Thames causing the Black Plague from the rotting corpse. She later fell in love with an exiled Ninja who taught her how to use her blade with efficiency and power, he loved her so much he named the most lethal techniques after her, thus producing the word Shank, she later died at a ripe age of 103. Her memory lived on with all those that carry knives.
Stabbing a victim before Meg Shanky Shankerson the 3rd was around was known as Merking, after her teachings its common knowledge that it is Shanking

Sank the Titanic 

When you have a turd so big it breaks in two when you flush it down the toilet.
Damn, I just sank the titanic. Turd was so big it broke in two when I flushed it!
Sank the Titanic by Technoqueen March 22, 2013

sank the dragon 

Like jumping the shark, but thank's to Game of Thrones disaster of a season 8, remodeled.
Last night on GoT, they sank the dragon. again.
sank the dragon by Gunship May 13, 2019

shanked the cat

To mess up the sistuation, to screw over a person or group of people by narking on them or mentioning someing to the wrong person. to tell a secret or reveal senstave information to people that could use it for blackmail.
"Damn Tommy, you really shanked the cat this time, why did you tell melinda that i was allergic to her perfume!"

"Don't shank the cat billy, don't mention that you are inlove with sally, OK!"
shanked the cat by LaidBackGuy1988 December 11, 2005