march of the penguins

The walk people do out of the bathroom when there is no toilet paper. Or when someone shits their pants on the way to the can.

“Man you should have seen the bathroom at the Jet’s game after they ran out of TP”

“It was like march of the penguins up in that bitch.”

march of the penguins by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012

Pokey the Penguin 

He is a penguin that goes on many adventures like meeting new friends or eating Arctic Circle candy.

"I am Pokey the penguin!!!"

Pokey the Penguin by TheWiggidy November 22, 2003

The Penguin 

The coolest Batman villain of all time.

The Penguin is so slick with his umbrella, that he stole my eggsak toe ones with it.

The Penguin by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 14, 2005

kobe the penguin

The jesus of all things. kobe the penguin is the best at everything and always will be.

Kobe the penguin beat Jesus in a game of dodgeball.

kobe the penguin by mr. hammertime August 23, 2009

chasing the penguin 

Having anal sex with a woman who, in other company, acts like shes a virgin, esp. if she really, really likes it.

"i have a limp, because i was chasing the penguin with suzy last night, and im raw"

chasing the penguin by Goathead February 12, 2007

toss the penguin 

Verb: Wank, Male masturbation, Bash the bishop, Pull the trouser snake

but often used in winter (hence the penguin reference)

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend's outta town for the holidays, guess I'm gonna have to toss the penguin
Guy 2: That sucks man maybe you could have phone sex?

toss the penguin by Alisonyankee December 6, 2010

fencing the penguin

Using a frozen fish as a dildo

Girl 1: Are you going to see that guy tonight?
Girl 2: No, I got frostbite after fencing the penguin last night.

fencing the penguin by Redd2357 November 27, 2019