signal suppository 

n. A driver who accelerates when you signal to change into their lane, even though they have a lot of space to let you in. Very common in Los Angeles driving. Seeing your turn signal, they instinctually step on the gas, and get right up your a**, like a suppository.

I almost had a bad accident because I changed lanes and that signal suppository nearly rammed into me!

It's so hard to change lanes because of these signal suppositories!

signal suppository by Doctor Science February 20, 2011

suppository 

(noun)
1. anal suppository: small tapered plug of medication that is pressed up into the rectum thru the anus. May be compounded to relieve hemmorhoid pain or to deliver a drug which might attack the stomach lining such as a narcotic. Before the invention of ether, a cigar was inserted into the rectum of a non-smoker to dull the pain of abdominal surgery. An anal suppository is wax-like, formulated to melt at body temperature
2. vaginal suppository: small capsule-like plug of medication that is inserted into the vagina. Most common compounding is to treat a yeast infection. It is formulated to melt at body temperature

She thought she had a yeast infection so she got some suppositories from the chemist to treat it. They came with an insertion wand that made it easy to get them several inches up inside her vagina.

suppository by Jake March 24, 2004

supposedly

assumed as true, regardless of fact; hypothetical

often mistakenly spelled and pronounced supposively

1. Supposively we're getting a drug test.
2. It's pronounced supposedly dumbass.

supposedly by TheLazerViking April 6, 2008

Supposebly 

A meme phrase originating from a scenes from the friends episode when me heckles dies. Chandler said he broke up with a girl because she pronounces is "supposebly" (instead of "supposedly")

Joey says "supposebly", "did they go to the zoo?" ..."supposebly."

Supposebly by Amadiio October 10, 2019

supposubly 

Ignorant person's incorrect pronunciation of the word, supposedly.

I don't know, Lamont. My Dad supposubly is exposed to get out of jail this week.

Supposubly, I scored a D+ on that English test. I really don't think I did that good.

supposubly by keninnc August 25, 2013

Supposeitory 

A supposeitory is a delusional hope, wish or dream that one can stick up their butts!

You're in desperate need of a supposeitory dude!

Supposeitory by jmspaesq November 9, 2010

supposebly 

An incorrect pronounciation of the proper word; supposedly. Meaning something is reported to be fact however, has yet to be confirmed. It is an uneducated delivery of supposedly. See also supposevly.

Supposebly, I can get off of probation next week.

supposebly by Mental Giant May 15, 2008