Sturgeon General 

A top government official who oversees the health of the world's fish population.

Warning: The Sturgeon General has determined that mercury is hazardous to a fish's health.

Sturgeon General by QuacksO February 24, 2015

Sturgeon's revelation 

A law similar to Murphy's Law that states: "90% of everything is crap".

Dawg how about eating a taco?

Naw shizzle. I dont eat random crap because of Sturgeon's revelation. Its probably crap.

Whatev homey. (eats it). SICK! THIS TASTES LIKE DIARRHEA!

Sturgeon's revelation by edwild22 March 2, 2009

sturgeon bay wisconsin 

a beautiful town were ppl vacation and around every corner is some lazy ass cop. a town were cops aint got shit to do but pull people over for no reason.

be sure to wear your seatbelt in sturgeon bay wisconsin or else rocky'll pull ya over!

sturgeon bay wisconsin by dld January 12, 2007

sturgeon bay 

a city in Door County, WI with a rough population of 10,000. A major trap for fucktards.

This area is known for its natural beauty, thus a bunch of F.I.S.H Bastards come here to vacation!

The Sturgeon Bay community is full of tards

sturgeon bay by Cody S. April 19, 2004

Sturgeon Virgin 

A person from northern Wisconsin who has never succeeded at spearing a Sturgeon during Sturgeon Spearing.

Anthony: Ay, did your buddy get him a big n' ugly dis season?
Saheed: Nah der eh, Jake's still a Sturgeon Virgin

Sturgeon Virgin by islaysturgeys February 13, 2010

sturgeon moon 

a big ass glowing red moon named after some fish that happens in august.

"Hey look bro, the moons blowing, are we gonna die?"
"No man, it's just a sturgeon moon"

sturgeon moon by Tiffany Mcguff August 4, 2009

Sturgeon Sundae 

A Mixed Alcoholic Beverage

In a tumbler glass, mix the following ingredients in order:

1. Three ice cubes,
2. 3 oz your choice vodka,

3. 1 oz cream, and
4. Sturgeon caviar

Mix,

Enjoy!

I so want a Sturgeon Sundae right now.

Sturgeon Sundae by jeffrey5fingerz January 30, 2017