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smockery plural smockeries a lie told for purposes of becoming a famefag
Chads told another smockery in addition to several other smockeries in the past and he still hasn’t been on anonymous bites back yet.
Smockery by Grandpa faggit April 27, 2020

Mitt Socked 

The female equivalent of getting sacked, characterized by a strong blow of the fist to the vaginal region.
Amanda accidentally mitt socked Jess in a drunken fit on a hotel bed in Cuba.
Mitt Socked by 313vagina February 23, 2009

smacked ass 

an absolute idiot that walks around as if he's got no clue in life.
smacked ass by Karolyn C July 21, 2005
Hosed down with a gun.
{Joshua}: Hey Chris, didjya hear that Frankie in Seattle got smoked last night?
smoked by Telephony February 8, 2014
smockery plural smockeries a lie told for purposes of becoming a famefag
Chads told another smockery in addition to several other smockeries in the past and he still hasn’t been on anonymous bites back yet.
Smockery by vibrator Chico March 15, 2021

Smoked Sausage 

A condition that occurs when an aroused male spoons with a female, and rather than voicing her displeasure verbally she proceeds to fart on the males engorged member as it rests between the cheeks of her ass. The Smoked Sausage usually serves as the final negative rebuttal to an unwanted sexual advance.
Ben's Smoked Sausage stands as the definitive proposition refusal. Never again will he place his engorged cock between the ass cheeks of a peacefully sleeping co-ed
Smoked Sausage by teh collective January 13, 2010